He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
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Still a better love story than Twilight.
Day 1 of a breakup for men is Star Wars and beer. Day 2 involves strippers and moving on with your life.
Yet he's still happier now.
He'll be fine.
Dont forget his dignity.
call me a judgemental asshole but given that he sounds pretty pathetic. if it was his furniture, no way she takes it.
Angry are you?
You sound like a cold hearted bitch that probably thinks this is funny too. Just remember karma can be even more of a cold hearted bitch...
Sounds like a good time to me.
Mayb this guy deserved to be left
I highly doubt it, if so he wouldn't be chain smoking, drinking, wallowing in a sesspool of despair, and having a starwars marathon... How does one deserve to be left in the first place?
Wasn't this an episode of Spaced?
Typical skank, thinking she is entitled to anything she wants
some people take tfln too seriously.
Cold. Gloating over a kill. Cunt.
May the force knock your bitch-ass up!
Well, at least you left him the TV. Or was he watching Star Wars on his phone?