Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
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That will keep you from the single mother club a little longer
"Edward Penishands" was the title of the obvious porn parody, 20+ years ago. (Why is that bit of trivia taking up a brain cell?)
The fingers are not what counts.
you've got some learnin to do
Nuthin' but net...
That's second base
Obviously this chick is Canadian because she doesn't know shit about baseball.. If finger is third base and sex is a home run. Then where does bj's and eating out factor in??
Augh! Mixed metaphors!