Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
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Denis needs to calm the fuck down.
Denis likes to refer to himself in the 3rd person. Denis is an asshat.
I know another guy doing the same... his name was Caesar
and actually Chuck Norris does too
Dennis would like to apologize for this text. His mother drank while she was pregnant.
Honey badger don't give a shit!
Was wondering when someone was going to post that!!! wtg.
Texts like this make me wonder why mine don't get posted...
Dennis the menace strikes again.
Denis is now my friend.
denis is to busy playing with hoses to get laid or meet a woman that isn't on the internet
Is Denis a professional firefighter? No? Then Denis should hang it up, lest he get himself hurt, and then actual heroes have to put themselves in further danger to rescue his sorry ass
I meant first person. Day drinking. Bad me! Someone spank me?
Dennis would like eighty eight to spank him