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  • Submitted by Pronfairy on Oct 29, 12 at 1:54pm

    Denis needs to calm the fuck down.

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    Submitted by SadieandKismet on Oct 29, 12 at 3:29pm

    Denis likes to refer to himself in the 3rd person. Denis is an asshat.

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      Submitted by Tigr0u on Oct 29, 12 at 7:21pm

      I know another guy doing the same... his name was Caesar

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        Submitted by Tigr0u on Oct 29, 12 at 7:24pm

        and actually Chuck Norris does too

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    Submitted by Binders_of_Women on Oct 29, 12 at 4:01pm

    Dennis would like to apologize for this text. His mother drank while she was pregnant.

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    Submitted by harrypotter36 on Oct 29, 12 at 4:34pm

    Honey badger don't give a shit!

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      Submitted by funkhmmmm1 on Oct 29, 12 at 10:21pm

      Was wondering when someone was going to post that!!! wtg.

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    Submitted by OllieWalker on Oct 29, 12 at 3:48pm

    Texts like this make me wonder why mine don't get posted...

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    Submitted by parsons41286 on Oct 30, 12 at 3:22am

    Is Denis a professional firefighter? No? Then Denis should hang it up, lest he get himself hurt, and then actual heroes have to put themselves in further danger to rescue his sorry ass

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    Submitted by clintonftw on Oct 30, 12 at 7:24am

    denis is to busy playing with hoses to get laid or meet a woman that isn't on the internet

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    Submitted by SadieandKismet on Oct 29, 12 at 5:47pm

    I meant first person. Day drinking. Bad me! Someone spank me?

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      Submitted by Binders_of_Women on Oct 29, 12 at 7:26pm

      Dennis would like eighty eight to spank him

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    Submitted by gadawgs23 on Oct 29, 12 at 2:04pm

    Denis is now my friend.

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    Submitted by wagner220 on Oct 29, 12 at 3:23pm

    Dennis the menace strikes again.