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  • 61 12
    Submitted by Binders_of_Women on Oct 28, 12 at 1:23pm
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    Well I'd probably just be in shock. I've never seen a fat person run before.

  • 22 12
    Submitted by Kao on Oct 28, 12 at 2:13pm
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    Shooting them would not be my first thought...

  • 19 11
    Submitted by DavidWnC on Oct 28, 12 at 8:13pm
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    Tigr0u will know what to do.

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      Submitted by Tigr0u on Oct 29, 12 at 3:42am
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      just too many possibilities in my head... but I sure will know what to do! especially if he is as hairy as you are... :p

  • 26 25
    Submitted by cfreymarc on Oct 28, 12 at 1:12pm
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    Don't use .22 nor bird shot to shoot 'em. The fat just absorbs the lead. Use 9mm or buckshot minimum.

  • 19 18
    Submitted by satanslilhelper on Oct 28, 12 at 3:29pm
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    "Find your penis for a dollar! Find your penis?"

  • 13 8
    Submitted by skaternotahater on Oct 29, 12 at 3:37am
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    Story of my life

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    Submitted by Guardfiend on Oct 29, 12 at 8:00pm
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    Yell "Hey look a cheeseburger!" And point to the nearest trash can. Should be funny