i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
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He wants to get in there before the soviets.
he wants to boldly go where no man has gone before
Wouldn't that be: 'He wants to boldly cum where no man has cum before.'
He's going to put his flag pole in it.
he wants to step on it and claim it for america
Was she holding up a sign in the audience that said, "I fucked the shit out of you?"
I heard Neil Armstrong liked Tang.
Good luck, Mr. Gorsky.
Sorry, too many pecker tracks there to be a Neil Armstrong
So you'll pretend to fuck her from a Hollywood sound stage?
I wanna be the Lance Armstrong of her vagina.
I just hope her vagina doesn't look like the moon surface...
Does that mean planting an American flag in her belly button is foreplay?