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  • Submitted by hitlerection on Nov 14, 12 at 4:05pm

    He wants to get in there before the soviets.

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    Submitted by Binders_of_Women on Nov 14, 12 at 4:22pm

    He's going to put his flag pole in it.

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    Submitted by bombsquad907 on Nov 14, 12 at 4:41pm

    he wants to boldly go where no man has gone before

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      Submitted by DavidWnC on Nov 14, 12 at 6:01pm

      Wouldn't that be: 'He wants to boldly cum where no man has cum before.'

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    Submitted by lurch66 on Nov 14, 12 at 2:40pm

    he wants to step on it and claim it for america

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    Submitted by ThisCantBeReal on Nov 14, 12 at 2:54pm

    Was she holding up a sign in the audience that said, "I fucked the shit out of you?"

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    Submitted by UniqueNordic on Nov 16, 12 at 10:35pm

    I heard Neil Armstrong liked Tang.

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    Submitted by dmoney1234 on Nov 14, 12 at 3:44pm

    So you'll pretend to fuck her from a Hollywood sound stage?

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    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Nov 14, 12 at 6:53pm

    Good luck, Mr. Gorsky.

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    Submitted by jhoffa on Nov 14, 12 at 3:27pm

    Sorry, too many pecker tracks there to be a Neil Armstrong

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    Submitted by Tigr0u on Nov 15, 12 at 1:37pm

    I just hope her vagina doesn't look like the moon surface...

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    Submitted by Dingo1 on Nov 14, 12 at 9:34pm

    Eighty Eight

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    Submitted by TexasWDollarsign on Nov 14, 12 at 6:48pm

    I wanna be the Lance Armstrong of her vagina.

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    Submitted by cfreymarc on Nov 15, 12 at 1:24am

    Does that mean planting an American flag in her belly button is foreplay?

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    Submitted by Llyr on Nov 14, 12 at 2:11pm

    Eighty-Eight