i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
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He wants to get in there before the soviets.
he wants to boldly go where no man has gone before
Wouldn't that be: 'He wants to boldly cum where no man has cum before.'
He's going to put his flag pole in it.
he wants to step on it and claim it for america
I heard Neil Armstrong liked Tang.
Was she holding up a sign in the audience that said, "I fucked the shit out of you?"
Good luck, Mr. Gorsky.
Sorry, too many pecker tracks there to be a Neil Armstrong
So you'll pretend to fuck her from a Hollywood sound stage?
I wanna be the Lance Armstrong of her vagina.
I just hope her vagina doesn't look like the moon surface...
Does that mean planting an American flag in her belly button is foreplay?