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(303): View more from Colorado

One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.

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Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever

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(636): View more from Missouri

So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.

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(845): View more from New York

I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing

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