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  • 66 51
    Submitted by Beaglehead on Apr 29, 10 at 2:15pm
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    Cock monkey

  • 69 60
    Submitted by ButteredToast on Apr 29, 10 at 2:17pm
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    If she has furniture protectors on the couch, that would've been your cue to leave

  • 58 46
    Submitted by whiteknave on Apr 29, 10 at 2:54pm
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    If she's not great in the sack, then hit the bricks running.

  • 52 44
    Submitted by buberto on May 1, 10 at 1:37pm
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    Run. Now.

  • 51 49
    Submitted by BritneyShears on May 1, 10 at 12:45pm
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    This is the funniest thing I have heard in awhile! Love it!

  • 52 54
    Submitted by harpomarx42 on Apr 29, 10 at 7:57pm
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    Oh dear Christ I hope it doesn't breed.

  • 41 37
    Submitted by R3DC on Jun 4, 10 at 7:23pm
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    Only in DC... only in DC..

  • 47 53
    Submitted by WEAZEL1201 on May 3, 10 at 7:15pm
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    hope she's smokin hot at least

  • 45 49
    Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Apr 29, 10 at 2:21pm
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    Geeeze, Amateur Night 100%

  • 49 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 29, 10 at 2:17pm
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    First u cunts

  • 36 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 10 at 11:50pm
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    What... The.... Fuck ... DC??!?!?

  • 43 60
    Submitted by Styphin on Apr 30, 10 at 12:16am
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    Fake.

  • 36 53
    Submitted by Me777 on Jun 3, 10 at 7:54pm
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    At least pesto is EVEN FUCKING BETTER THAN SEX!!!! Unless it's alive. Been there.