She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
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If she has furniture protectors on the couch, that would've been your cue to leave
Only in DC... only in DC..
If she's not great in the sack, then hit the bricks running.
Oh dear Christ I hope it doesn't breed.
This is the funniest thing I have heard in awhile! Love it!
First u cunts
Geeeze, Amateur Night 100%
At least pesto is EVEN FUCKING BETTER THAN SEX!!!! Unless it's alive. Been there.
hope she's smokin hot at least
What... The.... Fuck ... DC??!?!?