This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
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Wow Gary, when I saw "Shannon Deans" I puked my pants.
1st 1:47 by the time you wait for a bus, get everybody loaded up and get moving, it would be jsut as quick to walk 2 blocks.
fat people smell like a septic tank full of pig poo
Bolfucking Bitch Fuck.
what if instead of using bombs, we just dropped fat people out of planes on our enemies?
2:31 - I thought cancer was meant to make you lose weight. Doing it wrong?
Now THAT is fat. Funny shit.
Nice, guys. I happen to know a girl who was stick thin until she got cancer, lost a leg, and could no longer excercise without buying an expensive prosthesis. She gained at least 50 pounds. Being overweight isn't itself a disability, but it's often caused by one.
if you see a fat person rolling down a city street, do you laugh?
3:25, I think gaining 50 pounds would make anyone "fat"... or, at least "on the heavy side". But, even without a leg, you can still exercise. Especially in a pool- aqua-jogging, water aerobics, upper body swimming.... I hate to say it, but I have a feeling that might be a fake story. If not, though, that seriously sucks.
It's best of they crush many babies. If the conservatives get their way and outlaw abortion, fat people can get jobs busting the skulls of the throngs of unwanted newborns.
^^or she could respect her body and not be so lazy.
....maybe she didn't want to have to cross broadway at thirty-fourth and just took the bus to get far enough west so that she wouldn't get stressed out, conned in front of old navy into giving a "spa representative" her credit card numbers, and eventually trampeled by smelly people loitering around conway, before she even got to the subway.
^ Agreed. I'm thin and perfectly happy; there may be others who are not, but the point is that it's foolish to generalize. You may be fat and happy, but I'm sure for every one of you there are several self-loathing, miserable fat girls.
can we DP this bitch?
You guys are immature. Fat people have feelings too. Everyone is fucking judgmental. Grow the fuck up.
July 1, 2009 2:21AM
Just because one is fat and happy, that doesn't make it OKAY. Do you ever think about Health issues?????????
DON'T BE FAT OR SKINNY, JUST BE HEALTHY PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!
IV bags of mayonnaise? I thought it was deep fried chicken and hot fudge sundaes...
You know, 2:23, that is both simplex and wrong. The world is filled with books and video games and sudoku puzzles and movies and music and so much more than just FOOD to keep fat people happy.
obviously it makes her go from stick thin to Rosa Parks, duh.
I used to be a fatty, got preggo, and now I weigh less than before and I'm still losing.
You know what motivates me? This stupid fatty that works with me. She annoys the hell out of me with her laziness and presence in general. I don't want people to associate me with her just bc we are both fat, so I'm not fat anymore!
North Korea can barely even take over North Korea. Nothing to worry about, please move on.
can i fuck them both?
Ya know whats funny, watching fat people fall down stairs, or off buildings..
1:53pm, what the fuck is your point?!?!
12:54 -you cracked me up =)
2:54 very true that is how the story went. If it weren't for the fat people in the back of the bus scaring Rosa Parks, we wouldn't have civil rights today
ew, i love my dog, i would never feed her that garbage.
What if they crush asian babies instead?
what if fat people all had to wear chicken suits?
"WIGGLYTUFF, I CHOOSE YOU!" *splooge*
maybe she was on her way to jenny craig... or just came from sumo wrestling practice
i once had a sexual fantasy about a pokemon..
i didn't think shamu could get out of water
1:36-- 1:33 is right. why is it so important to some whether or not people respect their bodies and stay fit? i choose to do that, but if i encounter a fat person who doesn't care that they're fat, it's no friggin' sweat off my back. chill out.
2:21 is most definitely a fat unhappy never-getting-laid person
4:20am for the win
when fat people get hooked up to I V bags full of mayonnaise..
if a fat person falls in the woods and no one is there to see it, is it still funny?
crane service, please.
you should have encouraged her to exercise more.
I wonder is she is a member of chub chasers? cause she's the chub and it wouldn't be hard to chase her a crane doesn't move too fast.
Was she eating a bag of doritos & drinking a diet coke?
hahaha this thread is hilarious. Fat or Skinny, Thin or Thick, You're all gonna die anyway. Be happy.
I eat because im unhappy, and I'm unhappy because I eat. It's a vicious cycle.
There are fat, lazy people. There are also fat, in pain people. You try hauling 100 extra pounds two blocks and then decide if you would have just taken the bus instead.
And yes, I'm a former fatazz, now marathon runner, and the transformation was way more difficult than you ever would dream of because when you're so fat that walking causes injuries, where do you start? Aside from sitting on dumbazz skinny people, I mean.
and then north korea took over the world! yay :)
Fat is bad, but apparently stupidity is okay? Try to look beyond your own stupidity and leave the hatred to yourselves.
crane service? i would like some prime rib service.
I am sorry, but the only think fat people find in life to make them happy is stuffing their faces.
If I remember my American history correctly, a really fat chick named Rosa Parks got sick and tired of sitting up the back of the bus with all the other fat people so one day she sat up the front with all the thin and good-looking people.
i didn't know buses were equipped with garage doors
first funny fat girl text on this site.... lmao.
OMG, I have actually thought this exact text soooo many times!
10:32, dont kid yourself, youre still fat
2:31. I'm confused....You said this girl was "stick thin" which implys she was well below the average weight for her height. Then you said she lost a leg and due to inactivity gained 50 pounds...so it's not her fault that she got "fat". Now what I'm confused about is how someone goes from "Stick thin" to "fat" in 50 pounds? Wouldn't that make her go from "stick thin" to "thin"?
the black society frowns?? wtf was she sitting in the back of the bus or something?
didn't they ask rosa to transfer onto a bus able to haul her fat ass.... a semitrailer?
well there was once a fat girl also 300 lbs or past... but she did get laid... BUT the dude couldnt find it, so he stuck in her belly button.. eww
the black society frowns upon these shenanigans.
Maybe she just doesn't give a shit if she's fat. Everyone doesn't have to be socially acceptable.
what if fat people had super powers?
I once found a picture of Ash using poke'balls as anal beads on Misty. It was on google image search for "Orange Paint".
handicap buses have hoists!!
one time I kicked a fat girl in her cunt when she was throwing a bitch fit. Now she's a dyke.
hell yeah its still funny!
Then the fat people got the right to vote or something. Man i love that story.
3:39, why was it necessary to share you poke'fetish with the world?
You have probably named your penis Wigglytuff or something. homo.
is it illegal to fuck poke'mon?
once upon a time there was this fat chick, she was very fat and smelled of cheese and pumpernickel. No one did the nasty with her because she was upwards of 300. yucky.
2:31 that's because she still ate enough to fuel a body that had that limb and was actually doing things. tell her to stop fucking eating so much.
July 1, 2009 12:54PM
DID IT ON PURPOSE SO THAT PEOPLE LIKE YOU CAN READ IT BETTER!!!!!!!
ever think maybe she was in a hurry
fat people give me a tingly feeling in my underpants.
I watched a fat person fall of a Huffy today.
i put it in her butt.
fat girls should be killed and used as dog food
Rosa Parks, she was one hell of a fat ass.
YAY! ANOTHER FAT TEXT! Cue the huge Australian debate. ^.^
2:21 apparently you find your happiness in sweets and fatty foods
is she equipped with her own beeper for when she's backing up?
12:52 your caps lock is on
2:29, 3:39 hilarious. made me laugh
10:32 you rock.
I wish I was a little fatter, because then my boobs would look fuller and my ass would be curvy...worthy of a little pugginess.
lol, only in the 585
What 8:26 said, all the way.
2:21.. you're only saying that cause you're fat
1:33 - Please state your weight in either pounds or kilos.
if you poke a fatty, do that deflate or ooze?
i have a horrible horrible feeling that was me.. lol
if its going to school with lots of bags, 2 blocks can be the difference between making it through the day and slipping into a microsleep and sleepwalking into ongoing traffic... we cant have that can we?
fat chicks make great sex slaves..
ive done that before and im not fat.
I dated a fatty once. They smell bad.
Ya know what's funnier? When they fall off buildings and down stairs and crush for or five skinny people.