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  • 41 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 2:23am

    fat people smell like a septic tank full of pig poo

  • 44 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 10:37am

    I eat because im unhappy, and I'm unhappy because I eat. It's a vicious cycle. I farted.

  • 41 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 10:32am

    ^ Agreed. I'm thin and perfectly happy; there may be others who are not, but the point is that it's foolish to generalize. You may be fat and happy, but I'm sure for every one of you there are several self-loathing, miserable fat girls.

  • 40 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 2:31am

    Nice, guys. I happen to know a girl who was stick thin until she got cancer, lost a leg, and could no longer excercise without buying an expensive prosthesis. She gained at least 50 pounds. Being overweight isn't itself a disability, but it's often caused by one.

  • 39 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 12:52pm

    July 1, 2009 2:21AM Just because one is fat and happy, that doesn't make it OKAY. Do you ever think about Health issues????????? DON'T BE FAT OR SKINNY, JUST BE HEALTHY PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 37 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 1:19pm

    what if instead of using bombs, we just dropped fat people out of planes on our enemies?

  • 40 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 2:52am

    i didn't think shamu could get out of water

  • 40 41
    Submitted by FckFirsty on Jul 20, 10 at 3:20am

    You guys are immature. Fat people have feelings too. Everyone is fucking judgmental. Grow the fuck up.

  • 35 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 2:50am

    2:31 - I thought cancer was meant to make you lose weight. Doing it wrong?

  • 33 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 2:59am

    Rosa Parks, she was one hell of a fat ass.

  • 38 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 1:43am

    What if they crush asian babies instead?

  • 36 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 2:58am

    North Korea can barely even take over North Korea. Nothing to worry about, please move on.

  • 35 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 1:51am

    1st 1:47 by the time you wait for a bus, get everybody loaded up and get moving, it would be jsut as quick to walk 2 blocks.

  • 34 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 3:17am

    can we DP this bitch?

  • 35 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 10:32am

    I used to be a fatty, got preggo, and now I weigh less than before and I'm still losing. You know what motivates me? This stupid fatty that works with me. She annoys the hell out of me with her laziness and presence in general. I don't want people to associate me with her just bc we are both fat, so I'm not fat anymore!

  • 37 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 2:39pm

    Wow Gary, when I saw "Shannon Deans" I puked my pants.

  • 34 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 6:57am

    3:25, I think gaining 50 pounds would make anyone "fat"... or, at least "on the heavy side". But, even without a leg, you can still exercise. Especially in a pool- aqua-jogging, water aerobics, upper body swimming.... I hate to say it, but I have a feeling that might be a fake story. If not, though, that seriously sucks.

  • 41 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 1:33am

    Maybe she just doesn't give a shit if she's fat. Everyone doesn't have to be socially acceptable.

  • 33 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 3:14am

    is she equipped with her own beeper for when she's backing up?

  • 42 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 2:44am

    once upon a time there was this fat chick, she was very fat and smelled of cheese and pumpernickel. No one did the nasty with her because she was upwards of 300. yucky.

  • 39 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 2:54am

    If I remember my American history correctly, a really fat chick named Rosa Parks got sick and tired of sitting up the back of the bus with all the other fat people so one day she sat up the front with all the thin and good-looking people.

  • 28 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 1:10pm

    10:32, dont kid yourself, youre still fat

  • 32 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 2:28am

    You know, 2:23, that is both simplex and wrong. The world is filled with books and video games and sudoku puzzles and movies and music and so much more than just FOOD to keep fat people happy.

  • 38 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 1:47am

    It's best of they crush many babies. If the conservatives get their way and outlaw abortion, fat people can get jobs busting the skulls of the throngs of unwanted newborns.

  • 34 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 1:17am

    first funny fat girl text on this site.... lmao.

  • 32 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 4:20am

    2:21 is most definitely a fat unhappy never-getting-laid person 4:20am for the win

  • 34 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 1:15pm

    what if fat people all had to wear chicken suits?

  • 29 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 12:59pm

    July 1, 2009 12:54PM DID IT ON PURPOSE SO THAT PEOPLE LIKE YOU CAN READ IT BETTER!!!!!!!

  • 35 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 3:12am

    I wonder is she is a member of chub chasers? cause she's the chub and it wouldn't be hard to chase her a crane doesn't move too fast.

  • 26 27
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 2:34pm

    Bolfucking Bitch Fuck.

  • 34 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 2:26am

    ew, i love my dog, i would never feed her that garbage.

  • 34 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 2:13am

    Fat is bad, but apparently stupidity is okay? Try to look beyond your own stupidity and leave the hatred to yourselves.

  • 28 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 1:17pm

    if you see a fat person rolling down a city street, do you laugh?

  • 34 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 1:08pm

    if a fat person falls in the woods and no one is there to see it, is it still funny?

  • 29 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 3:39am

    i once had a sexual fantasy about a pokemon..

  • 31 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 1:36am

    ^^or she could respect her body and not be so lazy.

  • 32 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 9:17am

    ....maybe she didn't want to have to cross broadway at thirty-fourth and just took the bus to get far enough west so that she wouldn't get stressed out, conned in front of old navy into giving a "spa representative" her credit card numbers, and eventually trampeled by smelly people loitering around conway, before she even got to the subway.

  • 31 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 8:46am

    There are fat, lazy people. There are also fat, in pain people. You try hauling 100 extra pounds two blocks and then decide if you would have just taken the bus instead. And yes, I'm a former fatazz, now marathon runner, and the transformation was way more difficult than you ever would dream of because when you're so fat that walking causes injuries, where do you start? Aside from sitting on dumbazz skinny people, I mean.

  • 27 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 4:41am

    OMG, I have actually thought this exact text soooo many times!

  • 30 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 3:27am

    obviously it makes her go from stick thin to Rosa Parks, duh.

  • 34 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 2:35am

    crane service, please.

  • 27 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 1:31pm

    is it illegal to fuck poke'mon?

  • 28 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 1:06pm

    I watched a fat person fall of a Huffy today.

  • 34 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 1:19am

    Was she eating a bag of doritos & drinking a diet coke?

  • 31 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 3:03am

    when fat people get hooked up to I V bags full of mayonnaise..

  • 30 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 3:03am

    didn't they ask rosa to transfer onto a bus able to haul her fat ass.... a semitrailer?

  • 33 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 2:08am

    YAY! ANOTHER FAT TEXT! Cue the huge Australian debate. ^.^

  • 25 29
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 1:16am

    Now THAT is fat. Funny shit.

  • 29 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 5:34pm

    1:53pm, what the fuck is your point?!?! 12:54 -you cracked me up =)

  • 34 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 1:39am

    Ya know whats funny, watching fat people fall down stairs, or off buildings..

  • 31 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 1:11am

    you should have encouraged her to exercise more.

  • 26 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 1:37pm

    "WIGGLYTUFF, I CHOOSE YOU!" *splooge*

  • 34 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 2:47am

    maybe she was on her way to jenny craig... or just came from sumo wrestling practice

  • 31 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 2:29am

    i didn't know buses were equipped with garage doors

  • 34 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 1:55am

    1:33 - Please state your weight in either pounds or kilos.

  • 30 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 2:57am

    and then north korea took over the world! yay :)

  • 28 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 2:41am

    crane service? i would like some prime rib service.

  • 27 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 11:21am

    2:54 very true that is how the story went. If it weren't for the fat people in the back of the bus scaring Rosa Parks, we wouldn't have civil rights today

  • 34 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 3:25am

    2:31. I'm confused....You said this girl was "stick thin" which implys she was well below the average weight for her height. Then you said she lost a leg and due to inactivity gained 50 pounds...so it's not her fault that she got "fat". Now what I'm confused about is how someone goes from "Stick thin" to "fat" in 50 pounds? Wouldn't that make her go from "stick thin" to "thin"?

  • 28 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 4:18am

    hahaha this thread is hilarious. Fat or Skinny, Thin or Thick, You're all gonna die anyway. Be happy.

  • 35 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 7:58am

    What 8:26 said, all the way.

  • 27 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 2:23am

    I am sorry, but the only think fat people find in life to make them happy is stuffing their faces.

  • 29 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 1:41am

    fat people give me a tingly feeling in my underpants.

  • 31 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 11:13am

    2:21 apparently you find your happiness in sweets and fatty foods

  • 22 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 2:46am

    well there was once a fat girl also 300 lbs or past... but she did get laid... BUT the dude couldnt find it, so he stuck in her belly button.. eww

  • 28 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 5:48pm

    one time I kicked a fat girl in her cunt when she was throwing a bitch fit. Now she's a dyke.

  • 27 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 1:35pm

    You have probably named your penis Wigglytuff or something. homo.

  • 33 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 3:06am

    IV bags of mayonnaise? I thought it was deep fried chicken and hot fudge sundaes...

  • 26 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 1:54pm

    1:36-- 1:33 is right. why is it so important to some whether or not people respect their bodies and stay fit? i choose to do that, but if i encounter a fat person who doesn't care that they're fat, it's no friggin' sweat off my back. chill out.

  • 25 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 1:10pm

    hell yeah its still funny!

  • 26 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 12:18pm

    2:31 that's because she still ate enough to fuel a body that had that limb and was actually doing things. tell her to stop fucking eating so much.

  • 21 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 2:40am

    the black society frowns upon these shenanigans.

  • 28 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 12:54pm

    12:52 your caps lock is on

  • 32 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 4:13am

    can i fuck them both?

  • 22 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 2:44am

    the black society frowns?? wtf was she sitting in the back of the bus or something?

  • 26 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 1:21pm

    3:39, why was it necessary to share you poke'fetish with the world?

  • 21 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 12:24pm

    2:29, 3:39 hilarious. made me laugh 10:32 you rock.

  • 26 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 4:10am

    I wish I was a little fatter, because then my boobs would look fuller and my ass would be curvy...worthy of a little pugginess.

  • 29 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 1:47am

    ever think maybe she was in a hurry

  • 20 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 1:34pm

    I once found a picture of Ash using poke'balls as anal beads on Misty. It was on google image search for "Orange Paint".

  • 21 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 2:50am

    i put it in her butt.

  • 25 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 2:55am

    Then the fat people got the right to vote or something. Man i love that story.

  • 25 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 2:40am

    ive done that before and im not fat.

  • 26 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 2:20am

    what if fat people had super powers?

  • 25 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 2:52am

    if you poke a fatty, do that deflate or ooze?

  • 21 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 11:41pm

    i have a horrible horrible feeling that was me.. lol if its going to school with lots of bags, 2 blocks can be the difference between making it through the day and slipping into a microsleep and sleepwalking into ongoing traffic... we cant have that can we?

  • 24 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 2:25am

    fat girls should be killed and used as dog food

  • 23 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 10:06am

    2:21.. you're only saying that cause you're fat

  • 19 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 2:37am

    handicap buses have hoists!!

  • 16 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 12:57pm

    lol, only in the 585

  • 23 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 3:37am

    fat chicks make great sex slaves..

  • 32 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 10:17pm

    I dated a fatty once. They smell bad.

  • 19 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 1:41am

    Ya know what's funnier? When they fall off buildings and down stairs and crush for or five skinny people.