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(916): View more from California

It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.

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(251): View more from Alabama

Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his

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(513): View more from Ohio

Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.

(478): View more from Georgia

I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.

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(754): View more from Florida

you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?

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(615): View more from Tennessee

Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"

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(519): View more from Ontario

You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.

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(614): View more from Ohio

Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is

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