There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
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really? you have a limit?
I really hope you're not using both of those things hand in hand. Literally.
i will never look at cookie dough the same
I tell everybody that they are white chocolate chip cookies. Try one!
YOU SOUND LIKE YOU SUCK
gotta say, sounds like a fabulous night.
Haha 235 is a fat ass fucked up pothead that never leaves his fucking house cause he doesn't have any friends. Go make ass babies bitch
Go drown yourself in the jizz of many men, 3:27.
I would love to be you right now.
some people don't have a limit on shit like that
Really? Two things I can't get enough of, ever
You sound extremely lonely, go out and buy yourself a puppy. Or a prostitute.
You fat, pathetic, stupid fuck.
Then your not doin it right