There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
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really? you have a limit?
I really hope you're not using both of those things hand in hand. Literally.
i will never look at cookie dough the same
YOU SOUND LIKE YOU SUCK
gotta say, sounds like a fabulous night.
I tell everybody that they are white chocolate chip cookies. Try one!
Haha 235 is a fat ass fucked up pothead that never leaves his fucking house cause he doesn't have any friends. Go make ass babies bitch
Go drown yourself in the jizz of many men, 3:27.
Really? Two things I can't get enough of, ever
some people don't have a limit on shit like that
I would love to be you right now.
You fat, pathetic, stupid fuck.
You sound extremely lonely, go out and buy yourself a puppy. Or a prostitute.
Then your not doin it right