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(716): View more from New York

found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college

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(816): View more from Missouri

I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.

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(619): View more from California

I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.

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(864): View more from South Carolina

After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!

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(386): View more from Florida

You going to midnight mass? we need a dd

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(210): View more from Texas

Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.

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(602): View more from Arizona

I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.

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