How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Randomize
