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  • This is probably from some piece of shit town like Palatka.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 11:12pm
  • 9:46 but who cares about anything outside the u.s.a

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 10:01am
  • the person who asked what a dd was asked in perfect english. therefore I can't give him or her the benefit of the doubt.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 10:43am
  • What a complete douche bag you are 1:05!!! You're the weak one here! You're just pisses because the biggest thing you got going for you is the diameter of your asshole due to all anal fistings you've given yourself because unlike the poster of this message who had dedication to something other than selfishly looking forward to masturbating to Dr. Phil every afternoon at 4:30 like yourself here! Go to he'll you bastard!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 3:13am
  • And you two are the reason that people hate america. thanks!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 10:14am
  • Water to wine. Oh yes!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 10:47am
  • "asked in perfect english" ... first of all: "what's a dd?" isn't a very difficult question and therefore quite hard to mess up. second: people in other parts of the world speak perfect english too.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 10:47am
  • Im pretty sure dd is universal. At least in all parts of the U.S. If you drink in America at bars and go to parties then you know what a fucking dd is

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 9:26am
  • Why does everyone have to hate Catholics? Is it too much to ask to show up to church sober? Clearly you're just all a bunch of attention whores.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 8:44am
  • USA rules all other countries suck.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 10:46am
  • it's not universal in countries where people do NOT use english as a first language, 9:26. you know, the world isn't just the US.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 9:46am
  • @9:46 that is why I said "at least in the US". Obviously ppl aren't in other countries saying durka durka dd durka durka

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 10:20am
  • so true 10.01 USA is where it's attttt.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 10:02am
  • Hahahahahaha merrrrrrry Christmas!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 12:21pm
  • If you don't know what a dd is, you're to young to read tfln.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 9:08am
  • why is it so hard to just answer the fucking question instead of ripping on the people who asked it? DESIGNATED DRIVER. BAM, EASY.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 10:54am
  • Nothing like packing into the pews for Midnight Mass blowing a .019

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 9:52am
  • Lmfao this is great. Makes me proud to be a catholic.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 2:08am
  • ^^same guy, example of ridiculous tfln posts OP: I must of swallowed a whole gallon this past week stupid post: stop hating u guys! it could of all been her boyfriends cum! not every girl is whore who swallows! u guys just don't get pussy etc. average logic: "does my girlfriend swallow my cum? does she brag about it? does she TEXT about it?"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 10:48am
  • Us Americans are better than other countries cuz like at least we fuck our own relatives and livestock and NOT gross sand people

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 6:15pm
  • some people don't own cars because they don't live in the middle of nowhere and can take public transportation

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 11:43am
  • Yeah!! I love us Catholic people.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 9:08am
  • Catholic! And first!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 9:04am
  • This was my family last night!!!! Bahahahaha thank god someone else does this too

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 7:44pm
  • Lol everyone who is saying people should no what a dd is cuz they can speak English r stupid. It's called ENGLISH not American also canadians and many other countryside speak englih

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 11:06am
  • this is only funny cause everyone thinks it's church...Midnight Mass is the saturday indie dance/party night at backbooth.

    Submitted by jwolf on Apr 20, 10 at 11:08pm
  • fuck the usa your all a bunch of fat rednecks with guns who kill eachother for trespassing

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 11:02am
  • Midnight Mass is a night at a dance club in Orlando. Unfortunately this most likely is not about church

    Submitted by leftofyoux on Oct 19, 10 at 3:46pm
  • 3:13, as much as i agree with you, you need to calm down. i'm a Catholic, but i absolutely hate people that go around shoving their religion down other people's throats. embrace all beliefs, and not only will you become more understanding of everything, but you will become more patient and open-minded.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 10 at 2:13am
  • I didn't know people outside of the US have cars. Fascinating.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 6:43pm
  • MY PENIS IS INFECTED

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 5:57pm
  • Merry Christmas, cheers!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 10:00am
  • hell yea. ive started a tradition of getting blazed off my ass and serving at the christmas eve service. i havent been christian since i was 12, but that shit is magical. hey douchebags, i dont give a damn what religion you are, and it doesnt matter that catholicism is full of shit, respect a mans beliefs. if someone wants to believe the smurfs are the gods, why the fuck does it matter to you? grow the fuck up

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 4:06pm
  • Who the fuck still goes to church?!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 3:35pm
  • All religion is garbage. You stupid weak bastards might as well worship Thrall in World of Warcraft. Both are nothing more than made up fictional characters...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 1:05pm
  • Volusia County!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 11:24am
  • 'The' funny thing is if it was to a church gathereing other than mass... Say at a Baptist church, it would be blasphemy... Catholics are awesome...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 11:28pm
  • lol..... yeah, we have this problem too.... we all just walked to church instead

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 2:59pm
  • Lmao America isn't the best... But it's not too bad either. We have bad parts and good parts, just like every other country

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 6:23pm
  • There is more to Earth than the USA? Who would have thunk it!? Probably just a bunch of inbred gibberish speaking animal fuckers anyway....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 10:47am
  • this is only funny cause everyone thinks it's church. it's a saturday night indie dance party in orlando.

    Submitted by jwolf on Apr 20, 10 at 11:12pm
  • too much wine m at the mass?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 11:21am
  • Daytoooonnaaaa Beach??!!! must be baha full of class this place is

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 2:27am
  • Haha, Catholics are te best

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 8:39am
  • USA > all. I'd rather be a rich redneck than permanently squinting, fucking a camel, or drinking out of a toilet. And yes, everyone outside the US does one of the three, don't lie to yourself

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 11:12am
  • ahahahah this is funny as shit. the only way i would sit through mass is drunk.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 11:21pm
  • designated driver lmaoo

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 9:20am
  • I still do... I go to mass several times a week. I was dd bc I went to midnight mass, enjoy being a worthless db

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 5:28pm
  • "asked in perfect english" ... first of all: "what's a dd?" isn't a very difficult question and therefore quite hard to mess up. second: people in other parts of the world speak perfect english too. This. A lot of other countries learn to speak English, and a lot of times their English is better than that of many Americans.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 11:21am
  • Love bein a catholic girl!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 2:48pm
  • I know one thing, I surely don't like Catholics!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 12:52pm
  • I'm totally the person who recieved this <3

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 2:02pm
  • I'm from an English speaking country other than the US and we say designated driver but I've never heard dd before. I didn't know what it meant at first but I clicked when I read it here. That was helpful. What wasn't helpful was stupid young fuckwits who assume they know everything who couldn't just answer a simple question like decent fucking person.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 12:28am
  • 9.08 - Newsflash: people in different parts of the world use different slang to each other. Film at Eleven.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 9:12am