Texts From Last Night · PepperSpray543's Favorites

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

Sorry OriginalBadfish hasn't picked any favorites yet.

PepperSpray543's Favorites Texts:

Sort By: Date Favorited / Date Posted / Good Night / Bad Night

ADVERTISEMENT

(512): View more from Texas

How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.

Fav 4 902 528
share tweet
(765): View more from Indiana

Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.

Fav 4 1207 607
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(816): View more from Missouri

well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me

Fav 7 1030 605
share tweet
(732): View more from New Jersey

I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?

Fav 3 1052 567
share tweet
(401): View more from Rhode Island

apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high

Fav 3 1009 604
share tweet
(401): View more from Rhode Island

When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.

Fav 1 1396 629
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(310): View more from California

I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.

Fav 1 993 689
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(423): View more from Tennessee

NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.

Fav 2 1393 690
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT