What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
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Trust me. After far too many years in the restaurant business, there is no such thing as "discreet oral sex." Everyone knows what your doing. And we're all laughing at you in the back.
Laughing at what? That they are getting a bj at the restaurant? I bet 100 bucks, afterwards he was laughing at you for not getting a bj...
yes I will have the veal and she is having the tube steak.
Puttanesca again sir?
SHE'S A KEEPER