Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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