Texts From Last Night · McG's Favorites

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(319): View more from Iowa

On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?

(316): View more from Kansas

Toaster

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(360): View more from Washington

he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them

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(585): View more from New York

she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over

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(404): View more from Georgia

Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.

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(903): View more from Texas

I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes

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(614): View more from Ohio

halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'

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(310): View more from California

Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.

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