I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
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This is totaly fake bc girls don't poop. It's a known fact...duh!
That's fucking disgusting you fucking pig. You would be kicked to the curb so fucking fast it would make your head spin. Next time, try this: "Excuse me, hun, you're out of toilet paper in here. Can you grab me a roll? Thanks."
What the hell ever if this is true u a nasty bitch! And if you wiped only once then your ass still was nasty which makes you a dirty nasty bitch!
Stay classy, South Jersey.
Coulda washed your ass in the tub. Woulda been at least considerate. Plus mom prolly does the laundry. She might pick up on that
This is effing hilarious. I'm a girl and I say shit and sharted and I'm older than most of ya
you make south jersey look bad you bitch
This is from along came Polly. Fake.
I would send this if it happened. But..who the hell wipes only once?
Lies... It's from along came Polly...
Dirty fucking Jersey. Another reason why the state is an absolute piece of shit.
2 words... Piney Power!!!
His mom is a slob, you are a pig, and your boyfriend is a loser.
U ppl r sooo stupid! Stop being so critical and just read the txt and move on. Most of the crap on this site probably isn't real so don't knock someone else when ur txt is garbage 2.
Why are you all being so mean to her? You all presume to know all the circumstances but you don't. Shit happens (haha pun intended) leave the girl alone
Fake. Too many things wrong with it
HOLY CRAP!!! LITERALLY... why would you do that???
Showers are cool?
So you wiped Dirty underwear on your ass? Gross...
Fucking disgusting pig. You'd be gone so fast after pulling that shit. Next time try this: "Excuse me, hun, you're out of toilet paper in here. Can you grab me a roll? Thanks."
Yeah this is definitely fake.
Why was his mom's underwear in HIS bathroom? Fake and pathetic
Hahahahaha... I would DESTROY you for that super dirty move... Party foul
Haha to all u people who think this is fake: FUCKYOU! this is prolly the funnyist thing iveever herd
Why didn't you just wash your ass in the bathtub?
maybe it was a half bath? aka only a toilet and a sink? Duh..
Too bad you were born.
That's marriage material right there.
Adapt, improvise and overcome.
Oh South Jersey.....
Lady, whoever you are. You are my hero.....
Wow ur a sick cunt.... I would dump you so fast...
if this is true, your a nasty pig! hope your boyfriend kicks you to the curb! WTF? have heard of ASKIING for toilet paper? duh!
Only in south jersey this would happen
hahahaha thats awesome, yet sickening at the same time.
Since when do girls say "shit so bad"? And "sharted"? This was written by a dude.
Not only is this dumb and fake, it's disgusting.
you naaaaaasty foo
What were her clothes doing in his bathroom? Lol
ya i probably would have thrown those in the garbage or something.... wouldnt have left any evidence laying around thats for sure. also probably wouldnt have used underwear but hey..sometimes you gotta make do.
So fucking FAKE
Ever think it wasn't his moms cloths...what about his side bitch, you better look into that
Durty jersey haha
We all have one
Your a pig!
Haha this is amazing - but I would cry if that happened to me haha
if you bf dumps you, call me. cuz thats funny as hell xD
That is beyond gross! Fucking pig
You had to do what you hAd to do? I might have rinsed in the tub! Or used a towel?
Gotta be a Dirty Jersey Ni-double g-er.. Fucking 609 will get ya everytime!
Gross hope you get crabs!!
Along came Polly...
this is prob the funniest thing
Oh Christ. You shouldn't have pulled that. Asshole.
Hahahahahahaha. As bitchy as that is to do, I still laughed.
i lost it when i read this one. i had 2 wake my boyfriend up. i laughed so hard i cried
That is so fucking dirty. Wiping your asshole with another woman underwear. Yea that's putridly disgusting. Especially when the woman dirty vag been permuated soaked with vaginal juice
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAA YOU BITCH!!!!!
Haha been there...but I was in family video with the bf!
Seriously why would u shit at ur boyfriends anyways skank bitch
Why would a boy/man old enough to have a girlfrend share a bathroom with his mother? And why would his mother leave her dirty underwear lying around with company at the hose? You're both qroteaque pigs.
Along came polly was different . A guy. And not mothers clothes asswipe
Why would you say my boyfriend? Shouldn't the person you're texting know his name?
I love it...
You fat bitch I hope his mom stabs you
Why would you use dirty underwear that's nasty you must be one of those girls in the STD clinic daily
she is just asking for a bitch slap...still nice!
Haha hella funny. That's a pretty good call
Nowhere does it say she wiped only once
this is fake caz if she was textin her friend she would have called her bf by his name
Fake Err Not This Ish Is Hilarious