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  • Submitted by nips on Jan 12, 10 at 9:15pm

    This is totaly fake bc girls don't poop. It's a known fact...duh!

  • Submitted by nextfromfastbite on Jan 12, 10 at 7:01pm

    Stay classy, South Jersey.

  • 81 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 6:32pm

    That's fucking disgusting you fucking pig. You would be kicked to the curb so fucking fast it would make your head spin. Next time, try this: "Excuse me, hun, you're out of toilet paper in here. Can you grab me a roll? Thanks."

  • 84 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 10:11pm

    Since when do girls say "shit so bad"? And "sharted"? This was written by a dude.

  • 71 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 6:13pm

    Why are you all being so mean to her? You all presume to know all the circumstances but you don't. Shit happens (haha pun intended) leave the girl alone

  • 70 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 5:30pm

    Coulda washed your ass in the tub. Woulda been at least considerate. Plus mom prolly does the laundry. She might pick up on that

  • 69 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 5:19pm

    Showers are cool?

  • 74 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 9:31am

    This is effing hilarious. I'm a girl and I say shit and sharted and I'm older than most of ya

  • 69 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 5:04pm

    Gross

  • 64 64
    Submitted by maynard on May 11, 10 at 2:36am

    Too bad you were born.

  • 66 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 9:39pm

    Fake. Too many things wrong with it

  • 66 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 5:55pm

    Why was his mom's underwear in HIS bathroom? Fake and pathetic

  • 64 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 5:37pm

    Your a pig!

  • 62 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 11:18pm

    EW WTF

  • 58 57
    Submitted by Balla69 on Jan 15, 10 at 10:45pm

    you naaaaaasty foo

  • 64 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 11:14pm

    His mom is a slob, you are a pig, and your boyfriend is a loser.

  • 59 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 8:52pm

    Gangsta!!!

  • 67 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 10:15pm

    This is from along came Polly. Fake.

  • 58 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 6:09pm

    Gross hope you get crabs!!

  • 64 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 9:40pm

    So fake

  • 68 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 5:38pm

    What the hell ever if this is true u a nasty bitch! And if you wiped only once then your ass still was nasty which makes you a dirty nasty bitch!

  • 62 69
    Submitted by Lily on Jan 12, 10 at 5:13pm

    I would send this if it happened. But..who the hell wipes only once?

  • 73 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 10:33pm

    Not only is this dumb and fake, it's disgusting.

  • 67 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 6:06pm

    So you wiped Dirty underwear on your ass? Gross...

  • 66 78
    Submitted by alan on Jan 12, 10 at 5:06pm

    Hahahahahahaha. As bitchy as that is to do, I still laughed.

  • 56 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 2:35am

    Lies... It's from along came Polly...

  • 66 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 5:37am

    That's marriage material right there. Adapt, improvise and overcome.

  • 61 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 6:20pm

    That is beyond gross! Fucking pig

  • 67 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 8:23pm

    So fucking FAKE

  • 66 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 5:04pm

    First!

  • 58 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 7:25pm

    HOLY CRAP!!! LITERALLY... why would you do that???

  • 58 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 6:34pm

    Fucking disgusting pig. You'd be gone so fast after pulling that shit. Next time try this: "Excuse me, hun, you're out of toilet paper in here. Can you grab me a roll? Thanks."

  • 63 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 9:21pm

    Haha been there...but I was in family video with the bf!

  • 57 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 1:07am

    if you bf dumps you, call me. cuz thats funny as hell xD

  • 65 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 1:52am

    Wow ur a sick cunt.... I would dump you so fast...

  • 63 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 12:39am

    That is so fucking dirty. Wiping your asshole with another woman underwear. Yea that's putridly disgusting. Especially when the woman dirty vag been permuated soaked with vaginal juice

  • 46 48
    Submitted by dizz86 on Jun 5, 10 at 1:24pm

    hahahaha thats awesome, yet sickening at the same time.

  • 62 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 12:25am

    if this is true, your a nasty pig! hope your boyfriend kicks you to the curb! WTF? have heard of ASKIING for toilet paper? duh!

  • 51 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 1:31am

    Hahahahaha... I would DESTROY you for that super dirty move... Party foul

  • 58 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 11:02pm

    2 words... Piney Power!!!

  • 53 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 8:03am

    Fakkkkkkeee!

  • 62 83
    Submitted by mayo on Jan 13, 10 at 1:58am

    ya i probably would have thrown those in the garbage or something.... wouldnt have left any evidence laying around thats for sure. also probably wouldnt have used underwear but hey..sometimes you gotta make do.

  • 56 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 6:47pm

    Durty jersey haha

  • 57 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 5:40pm

    Why didn't you just wash your ass in the bathtub?

    • 47 76
      Submitted by caramelcarebr on Jan 20, 10 at 3:32pm

      maybe it was a half bath? aka only a toilet and a sink? Duh..

  • 60 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 9:57pm

    Liar!

  • 55 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 6:27am

    What were her clothes doing in his bathroom? Lol

  • 60 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 7:23pm

    Ever think it wasn't his moms cloths...what about his side bitch, you better look into that

  • 57 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 12:29am

    Lady, whoever you are. You are my hero.....

  • 57 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 5:18pm

    Oh Christ. You shouldn't have pulled that. Asshole.

  • 56 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 5:11pm

    Haha this is amazing - but I would cry if that happened to me haha

  • 57 79
    Submitted by saralee314me on Jan 13, 10 at 12:59am

    U ppl r sooo stupid! Stop being so critical and just read the txt and move on. Most of the crap on this site probably isn't real so don't knock someone else when ur txt is garbage 2.

  • 61 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 11:49pm

    AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAA YOU BITCH!!!!!

  • 56 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 10:14pm

    yessssssss!

  • 47 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 7:05pm

    Oh South Jersey.....

  • 54 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 10:14pm

    Haha to all u people who think this is fake: FUCKYOU! this is prolly the funnyist thing iveever herd

  • 59 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 10:10pm

    Fake.

  • 49 65
    Submitted by SovietRussiaGirl on Feb 15, 10 at 5:56pm

    you make south jersey look bad you bitch

  • 52 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 8:10pm

    Yeah this is definitely fake.

  • 56 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 4:10pm

    Dirty fucking Jersey. Another reason why the state is an absolute piece of shit.

  • 55 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 6:26pm

    We all have one

  • 46 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 2:35am

    Along came Polly...

  • 52 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 6:46pm

    WWWWIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!! hahahaha

  • 55 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 5:32pm

    Fake

  • 52 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 8:44pm

    fake

  • 42 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 7:02am

    You fat bitch I hope his mom stabs you

  • 49 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 12:33am

    this is fake caz if she was textin her friend she would have called her bf by his name

  • 53 83
    Submitted by surfvolcom on Jan 12, 10 at 10:29pm

    Only in south jersey this would happen

  • 58 93
    Submitted by strubex3 on Jan 12, 10 at 7:51pm

    fake...

  • 53 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 5:52pm

    Nowhere does it say she wiped only once

  • 45 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 1:50pm

    Haha hella funny. That's a pretty good call

  • 47 75
    Submitted by waffles on Jan 13, 10 at 4:06pm

    she is just asking for a bitch slap...still nice!

  • 50 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 12:13am

    That's nasty

  • 47 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 4:42pm

    Done thiss!!!

  • 44 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 8:11am

    Gotta be a Dirty Jersey Ni-double g-er.. Fucking 609 will get ya everytime!

  • 46 74
    Submitted by TAZMAN on Jan 12, 10 at 11:11pm

    Fake Err Not This Ish Is Hilarious

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 5:51pm

    Seriously why would u shit at ur boyfriends anyways skank bitch

  • 51 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 10:34pm

    Why would a boy/man old enough to have a girlfrend share a bathroom with his mother? And why would his mother leave her dirty underwear lying around with company at the hose? You're both qroteaque pigs.

  • 48 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 1:17am

    Why would you use dirty underwear that's nasty you must be one of those girls in the STD clinic daily

  • 49 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 11:56pm

    You had to do what you hAd to do? I might have rinsed in the tub! Or used a towel?

  • 46 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 9:22pm

    this is prob the funniest thing

  • 40 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 2:14am

    I love it...

  • 41 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 10:10pm

    Why would you say my boyfriend? Shouldn't the person you're texting know his name?

  • 42 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 10:24pm

    Along came polly was different . A guy. And not mothers clothes asswipe

  • 21 39
    Submitted by effeneaves on Oct 18, 11 at 1:50am

    i lost it when i read this one. i had 2 wake my boyfriend up. i laughed so hard i cried