I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
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it only matters if you have a STD of some kind
Please tell me it wasn't Fluffy... He'll be scarred for life!!
I'm guessing it was her roommates chin
Ok I give. It was your mom.
my guess is the toothbrush
Lmao I do this too!
Amazing. Marry Me <3
your boyfriend's face you homo
a poster of adam lambert.
all this text makes me want to do is: 1. know the answer, 2. have a dick so i can also do this to people who make me mad though. not my friends, that's just uncalled for haha
inside of the toilet paper role?
Been there. Done that. LOL!
Yes! My dad was really upset!
messed up man. messed up.
clearly the remote.
this could be a never-ending guessing game.
Was it the toaster?
I would never guess xD
Is this the "Where's Dildo" game?
It was the fukin cat
idk who you are, but i am now IN LOVE with you.
be my fuck buddy?
im from 727 too btw ;)
The other guys phone.. Hahaha
haha i was going to make a step brothers joke until i read that one!! you better not put your sack on my drum set!
Garbage disposal. Duh
its the same thing everytime man its the handle leaving the appartmant
Yes! We had to put that beagle down
It's moments like this that make me proud to call the Burg my hometown.
If i had a dick, I would do this constantly. <3
I'm amazed that only one person has seen Step Brothers. It was the drum set.
Clearwater !!!! Wonder if I know you
any1 wanna rub their dick on me?! ;D
Pasco ftw! Not.
Probably some dude's lower intestine.
Ur all dumb it was his friend's girlfriends vagina