I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
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inside of the toilet paper role?
it only matters if you have a STD of some kind
Please tell me it wasn't Fluffy... He'll be scarred for life!!
I'm guessing it was her roommates chin
Ok I give. It was your mom.
Lmao I do this too!
my guess is the toothbrush
your boyfriend's face you homo
Yes! My dad was really upset!
Amazing. Marry Me <3
a poster of adam lambert.
all this text makes me want to do is: 1. know the answer, 2. have a dick so i can also do this to people who make me mad though. not my friends, that's just uncalled for haha
Been there. Done that. LOL!
messed up man. messed up.
clearly the remote.
It was the fukin cat
I would never guess xD
Was it the toaster?
this could be a never-ending guessing game.
idk who you are, but i am now IN LOVE with you.
be my fuck buddy?
im from 727 too btw ;)
its the same thing everytime man its the handle leaving the appartmant
Garbage disposal. Duh
The other guys phone.. Hahaha
Is this the "Where's Dildo" game?
If i had a dick, I would do this constantly. <3
It's moments like this that make me proud to call the Burg my hometown.
haha i was going to make a step brothers joke until i read that one!! you better not put your sack on my drum set!
Yes! We had to put that beagle down
any1 wanna rub their dick on me?! ;D
I'm amazed that only one person has seen Step Brothers. It was the drum set.
Clearwater !!!! Wonder if I know you
Pasco ftw! Not.
Probably some dude's lower intestine.
Ur all dumb it was his friend's girlfriends vagina