I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
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it only matters if you have a STD of some kind
Please tell me it wasn't Fluffy... He'll be scarred for life!!
I'm guessing it was her roommates chin
Ok I give. It was your mom.
Amazing. Marry Me <3
Lmao I do this too!
my guess is the toothbrush
your boyfriend's face you homo
inside of the toilet paper role?
all this text makes me want to do is: 1. know the answer, 2. have a dick so i can also do this to people who make me mad though. not my friends, that's just uncalled for haha
a poster of adam lambert.
Been there. Done that. LOL!
Yes! My dad was really upset!
messed up man. messed up.
clearly the remote.
It was the fukin cat
I would never guess xD
this could be a never-ending guessing game.
Was it the toaster?
Is this the "Where's Dildo" game?
idk who you are, but i am now IN LOVE with you.
be my fuck buddy?
im from 727 too btw ;)
its the same thing everytime man its the handle leaving the appartmant
The other guys phone.. Hahaha
Garbage disposal. Duh
haha i was going to make a step brothers joke until i read that one!! you better not put your sack on my drum set!
Yes! We had to put that beagle down
If i had a dick, I would do this constantly. <3
It's moments like this that make me proud to call the Burg my hometown.
any1 wanna rub their dick on me?! ;D
I'm amazed that only one person has seen Step Brothers. It was the drum set.
Clearwater !!!! Wonder if I know you
Pasco ftw! Not.
Probably some dude's lower intestine.
Ur all dumb it was his friend's girlfriends vagina