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  • 310 83
    Submitted by bonerman_inc on Apr 3, 10 at 12:46am
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    there'll be no accusations, just friendly crustations, under the seaaaaaaa

  • 229 103
    Submitted by Styphin on Apr 2, 10 at 10:16pm
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    That's your cue to throroughly wash your box.

  • 132 104
    Submitted by Rodeo1 on Apr 2, 10 at 10:32pm
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    He's stupid for eating her out then.

  • 124 94
    Submitted by aynrand26 on Apr 2, 10 at 10:55pm
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    I hate fishy vag

  • 118 97
    Submitted by sandy123 on Apr 2, 10 at 10:05pm
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    Fish vag sucks!

  • 125 114
    Submitted by unit902 on Apr 2, 10 at 10:45pm
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    Next time, have some tartar sauce ready for him.

  • 104 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 2, 10 at 10:32pm
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    Lmfaoooo good one

  • 113 108
    Submitted by cam792 on Apr 2, 10 at 10:38pm
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    I hope he brushed his teeth afterward

  • 92 86
    Submitted by codii on Apr 3, 10 at 12:41am
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    You gots a nasty cooter.....

  • 119 144
    Submitted by ONE_HUNG_LOW on Apr 2, 10 at 11:40pm
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    FAKE if this really happened no girl would text it

  • 90 87
    Submitted by yakturk43 on Apr 3, 10 at 8:15am
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    Nah he was just trying to give you a hint to wash once in a while

  • 99 107
    Submitted by geauxspartans on Apr 2, 10 at 11:32pm
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    yaaa promiscuous Catholics!

  • 95 102
    Submitted by bamorris on Apr 3, 10 at 12:40am
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    Stink much? Wash your pussy skank!!!

  • 95 105
    Submitted by lindsv87 on Apr 2, 10 at 11:01pm
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    Haha ew

  • 93 103
    Submitted by kellenmo on Apr 2, 10 at 10:06pm
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    Eeew

  • 100 130
    Submitted by tommymeade5 on Apr 3, 10 at 12:14am
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    WTF why can't girls just keep their shit clean

  • 92 114
    Submitted by meghanlovesscott on Apr 2, 10 at 10:14pm
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    Yuck!

  • 74 79
    Submitted by theotherguy on Jul 29, 10 at 9:10pm
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    I would totally expect to see this come from central Ohio. Makes me proud to live here.

  • 85 101
    Submitted by eveiw on Apr 3, 10 at 1:04am
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    Wash your vagina.

  • 83 100
    Submitted by Garner on Apr 3, 10 at 11:55am
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    @gnarcotics--tuna melt? So she's fishy AND cheesy? Ewwwww.

  • 75 86
    Submitted by kennaxbear on Apr 4, 10 at 11:58am
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    Yeah he definitely wasn't hinting that you should wash it. He was just associating vagina and fish like everyone else does

  • 83 104
    Submitted by JoePapi on Apr 3, 10 at 3:01pm
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    Anyone else think he was joking? Only wondering because I make tuna jokes from time to time but the pussy's delicious!

  • 80 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 3, 10 at 10:42am
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    Faaaaaaaake. This txt actually pissed me off due to it's fake-ness.

  • 78 95
    Submitted by Nemeth on Apr 2, 10 at 10:07pm
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    Absolute best one yet

  • 77 94
    Submitted by gnarcotics on Apr 3, 10 at 10:28am
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    idk if washing your shit would help if your vag smells like a tuna melt, you probably have an infection. those are still possible even in the case of proper vag hygiene. consult a medical professional, you lady of the night

  • 86 113
    Submitted by ams2011 on Apr 3, 10 at 6:14pm
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    Why would u post this

  • 66 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 4, 10 at 12:52pm
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    Bahaha that's funny!!!

  • 69 81
    Submitted by PercivalJenkins on Apr 28, 10 at 10:21pm
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    Woooooooow! Damn that sucks.

  • 69 81
    Submitted by cookiemuniz on Apr 15, 10 at 12:42am
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    Funniest comment ever!

  • 61 67
    Submitted by theotherguy on Sep 24, 10 at 2:11am
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    13rokengirl I guarantee he was joking, my friends in Columbus make jokes like that quite often.

  • 70 86
    Submitted by yankees28 on Apr 4, 10 at 6:14am
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    just fucking wash it first next time!

  • 71 89
    Submitted by Cheelo on Jun 16, 10 at 2:09am
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    HAHA ima find out who sent this xD that's my area code xD

  • 78 104
    Submitted by BroKing on Apr 4, 10 at 3:02am
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    down by the bayou, try'n ta play wit the cain

  • 77 104
    Submitted by mordantmouth on Apr 3, 10 at 5:28am
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    If you knew Sushi, like I knew Sushi, o what o whattya gal . . .

  • 61 77
    Submitted by TangoSuckaa on Apr 22, 10 at 12:01pm
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    Lmfao win!

  • 78 113
    Submitted by dukedelt1 on Apr 2, 10 at 10:09pm
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    First... Love it

  • 79 116
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 3, 10 at 10:40am
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    Fake.

  • 54 67
    Submitted by ThatTallGuy2940 on Apr 25, 11 at 3:44am
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    So foul.... Vomit rushes to my mouth.

  • 78 116
    Submitted by maynard on Apr 3, 10 at 8:15am
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    This is fake. Who would really admit they stink. I am pretty sure a guy made this txt n thought he was clever..... Not clever nor funny. Just sayin'.

  • 71 103
    Submitted by pppphar on Apr 2, 10 at 10:39pm
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    Yummmmmmm

  • 35 32
    Submitted by photorobert on May 24, 12 at 9:56pm
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    I'm a Catholic, proud and bold, and I eat whatever vagina I want, fuck yeah!

  • 72 106
    Submitted by anon_y_mas on Apr 3, 10 at 4:00pm
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    Eeewwwww

  • 71 104
    Submitted by golightly on Apr 3, 10 at 12:15am
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    Fucking sick!!

  • 65 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 3, 10 at 4:25am
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    Props to him. Shame on you for not washing your vag like how every comedian and man law says. WASH YOUR SHIT!!!

  • 60 89
    Submitted by Anonymuos on Apr 3, 10 at 4:00pm
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    Ew! Shower?!

  • 68 107
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 5, 10 at 2:40pm
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    Ugh battery pussy

  • 43 59
    Submitted by BayBayGirlLove1 on Jun 16, 11 at 1:53am
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    Fake no girl would say that to anymore if so she's trashy in more ways then one

  • 63 100
    Submitted by cdubsss91 on Apr 4, 10 at 10:38am
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    hahahahahahahah LOL GNAR!\nclean that stuff up girl!

  • 48 72
    Submitted by epaulk0 on Mar 12, 11 at 2:42am
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    If your reproductive organs remind some one of dead animals, somethings wrong

  • 63 105
    Submitted by CumGuzzler on Apr 3, 10 at 11:38am
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    Laughing my fucking ass off. Scrub your pussy, bitch

  • 69 117
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 3, 10 at 2:23am
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    Thats kind of ironic seeing that he is a Christian eating fish for good Friday but he's eating out this girl. HA!

  • 66 114
    Submitted by LynnZee on Apr 3, 10 at 11:34am
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    Sounds like BV, go to the Dr

  • 54 91
    Submitted by kbuttslut on Apr 12, 10 at 9:00am
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    Put some mayo on ur crease and maybe he will have the urge to make you a sandwich

  • 74 134
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 3, 10 at 7:39am
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    WASH YOUR SHIT YOU NASTY SLUT

  • 71 129
    Submitted by l3rokendoll on Apr 6, 10 at 10:28am
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    honey, if eating your cooter reminded him to buy fish, he wasnt halfway through, he was just plain done.

  • 60 117
    Submitted by SPARTAN34 on Apr 3, 10 at 2:47am
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    O-M-F-G

  • 65 129
    Submitted by mybizzy on Apr 3, 10 at 2:26am
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    I hope you kicked his ass lol

  • 60 122
    Submitted by mordantmouth on Apr 3, 10 at 1:15am
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    @bonerman inc. That's some funny shit. \n I LOL'd.