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halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'

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there'll be no accusations, just friendly crustations, under the seaaaaaaa

Submitted by bonerman_inc on Apr 3, 10 at 12:46am

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- best comment ever.
  
  Submitted by ashley_camp on Apr 3, 10 at 3:23am
  
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- crustaceans*
  
  Submitted by Hahnsolo625 on Apr 3, 10 at 1:11pm
  
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  - my bad dude
    
    Submitted by bonerman_inc on Apr 3, 10 at 7:25pm
    
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- Win!
  
  Submitted by skyesix on Apr 4, 10 at 12:58am
  
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That's your cue to throroughly wash your box.

Submitted by Styphin on Apr 2, 10 at 10:16pm

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He's stupid for eating her out then.

Submitted by Rodeo1 on Apr 2, 10 at 10:32pm

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I hate fishy vag

Submitted by aynrand26 on Apr 2, 10 at 10:55pm

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Next time, have some tartar sauce ready for him.

Submitted by unit902 on Apr 2, 10 at 10:45pm

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You gots a nasty cooter.....

Submitted by codii on Apr 3, 10 at 12:41am

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Fake.

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 3, 10 at 10:40am

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Fish vag sucks!

Submitted by sandy123 on Apr 2, 10 at 10:05pm

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So foul.... Vomit rushes to my mouth.

Submitted by ThatTallGuy2940 on Apr 25, 11 at 3:44am

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13rokengirl I guarantee he was joking, my friends in Columbus make jokes like that quite often.

Submitted by theotherguy on Sep 24, 10 at 2:11am

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FAKE if this really happened no girl would text it

Submitted by ONE_HUNG_LOW on Apr 2, 10 at 11:40pm

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I hope he brushed his teeth afterward

Submitted by cam792 on Apr 2, 10 at 10:38pm

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Lmfaoooo good one

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 2, 10 at 10:32pm

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@gnarcotics--tuna melt? So she's fishy AND cheesy? Ewwwww.

Submitted by Garner on Apr 3, 10 at 11:55am

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Haha ew

Submitted by lindsv87 on Apr 2, 10 at 11:01pm

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Stink much? Wash your pussy skank!!!

Submitted by bamorris on Apr 3, 10 at 12:40am

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Yuck!

Submitted by meghanlovesscott on Apr 2, 10 at 10:14pm

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Ew! Shower?!

Submitted by Anonymuos on Apr 3, 10 at 4:00pm

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Eeew

Submitted by kellenmo on Apr 2, 10 at 10:06pm

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I would totally expect to see this come from central Ohio. Makes me proud to live here.

Submitted by theotherguy on Jul 29, 10 at 9:10pm

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just fucking wash it first next time!

Submitted by yankees28 on Apr 4, 10 at 6:14am

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Nah he was just trying to give you a hint to wash once in a while

Submitted by yakturk43 on Apr 3, 10 at 8:15am

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yaaa promiscuous Catholics!

Submitted by geauxspartans on Apr 2, 10 at 11:32pm

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Wash your vagina.

Submitted by eveiw on Apr 3, 10 at 1:04am

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WTF why can't girls just keep their shit clean

Submitted by tommymeade5 on Apr 3, 10 at 12:14am

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HAHA ima find out who sent this xD that's my area code xD

Submitted by Cheelo on Jun 16, 10 at 2:09am

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Yeah he definitely wasn't hinting that you should wash it. He was just associating vagina and fish like everyone else does

Submitted by kennaxbear on Apr 4, 10 at 11:58am

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down by the bayou, try'n ta play wit the cain

Submitted by BroKing on Apr 4, 10 at 3:02am

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Lmfao win!

Submitted by TangoSuckaa on Apr 22, 10 at 12:01pm

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Eeewwwww

Submitted by anon_y_mas on Apr 3, 10 at 4:00pm

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Faaaaaaaake. This txt actually pissed me off due to it's fake-ness.

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 3, 10 at 10:42am

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Fucking sick!!

Submitted by golightly on Apr 3, 10 at 12:15am

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Woooooooow! Damn that sucks.

Submitted by PercivalJenkins on Apr 28, 10 at 10:21pm

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Absolute best one yet

Submitted by Nemeth on Apr 2, 10 at 10:07pm

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Bahaha that's funny!!!

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 4, 10 at 12:52pm

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Anyone else think he was joking? Only wondering because I make tuna jokes from time to time but the pussy's delicious!

Submitted by JoePapi on Apr 3, 10 at 3:01pm

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If your reproductive organs remind some one of dead animals, somethings wrong

Submitted by epaulk0 on Mar 12, 11 at 2:42am

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Funniest comment ever!

Submitted by cookiemuniz on Apr 15, 10 at 12:42am

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hahahahahahahah LOL GNAR!\nclean that stuff up girl!

Submitted by cdubsss91 on Apr 4, 10 at 10:38am

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If you knew Sushi, like I knew Sushi, o what o whattya gal . . .

Submitted by mordantmouth on Apr 3, 10 at 5:28am

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idk if washing your shit would help if your vag smells like a tuna melt, you probably have an infection. those are still possible even in the case of proper vag hygiene. consult a medical professional, you lady of the night

Submitted by gnarcotics on Apr 3, 10 at 10:28am

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Laughing my fucking ass off. Scrub your pussy, bitch

Submitted by CumGuzzler on Apr 3, 10 at 11:38am

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Props to him. Shame on you for not washing your vag like how every comedian and man law says. WASH YOUR SHIT!!!

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 3, 10 at 4:25am

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This is fake. Who would really admit they stink. I am pretty sure a guy made this txt n thought he was clever..... Not clever nor funny. Just sayin'.

Submitted by maynard on Apr 3, 10 at 8:15am

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Thats kind of ironic seeing that he is a Christian eating fish for good Friday but he's eating out this girl. HA!

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 3, 10 at 2:23am

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Put some mayo on ur crease and maybe he will have the urge to make you a sandwich

Submitted by kbuttslut on Apr 12, 10 at 9:00am

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I'm a Catholic, proud and bold, and I eat whatever vagina I want, fuck yeah!

Submitted by photorobert on May 24, 12 at 9:56pm

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Yummmmmmm

Submitted by pppphar on Apr 2, 10 at 10:39pm

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First... Love it

Submitted by dukedelt1 on Apr 2, 10 at 10:09pm

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Why would u post this

Submitted by ams2011 on Apr 3, 10 at 6:14pm

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Fake no girl would say that to anymore if so she's trashy in more ways then one

Submitted by BayBayGirlLove1 on Jun 16, 11 at 1:53am

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WASH YOUR SHIT YOU NASTY SLUT

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 3, 10 at 7:39am

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Sounds like BV, go to the Dr

Submitted by LynnZee on Apr 3, 10 at 11:34am

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Ugh battery pussy

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 5, 10 at 2:40pm

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I hope you kicked his ass lol

Submitted by mybizzy on Apr 3, 10 at 2:26am

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@bonerman inc. That's some funny shit. \n I LOL'd.

Submitted by mordantmouth on Apr 3, 10 at 1:15am

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O-M-F-G

Submitted by SPARTAN34 on Apr 3, 10 at 2:47am

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honey, if eating your cooter reminded him to buy fish, he wasnt halfway through, he was just plain done.

Submitted by l3rokendoll on Apr 6, 10 at 10:28am

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