halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
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there'll be no accusations, just friendly crustations, under the seaaaaaaa
best comment ever.
my bad dude
That's your cue to throroughly wash your box.
He's stupid for eating her out then.
I hate fishy vag
Next time, have some tartar sauce ready for him.
Fish vag sucks!
You gots a nasty cooter.....
So foul.... Vomit rushes to my mouth.
I hope he brushed his teeth afterward
Lmfaoooo good one
FAKE if this really happened no girl would text it
13rokengirl I guarantee he was joking, my friends in Columbus make jokes like that quite often.
@gnarcotics--tuna melt? So she's fishy AND cheesy? Ewwwww.
Stink much? Wash your pussy skank!!!
I would totally expect to see this come from central Ohio. Makes me proud to live here.
Nah he was just trying to give you a hint to wash once in a while
just fucking wash it first next time!
yaaa promiscuous Catholics!
HAHA ima find out who sent this xD that's my area code xD
Wash your vagina.
WTF why can't girls just keep their shit clean
Yeah he definitely wasn't hinting that you should wash it. He was just associating vagina and fish like everyone else does
down by the bayou, try'n ta play wit the cain
Faaaaaaaake. This txt actually pissed me off due to it's fake-ness.
Woooooooow! Damn that sucks.
Absolute best one yet
Funniest comment ever!
Anyone else think he was joking? Only wondering because I make tuna jokes from time to time but the pussy's delicious!
Bahaha that's funny!!!
If you knew Sushi, like I knew Sushi, o what o whattya gal . . .
idk if washing your shit would help if your vag smells like a tuna melt, you probably have an infection. those are still possible even in the case of proper vag hygiene. consult a medical professional, you lady of the night
hahahahahahahah LOL GNAR!\nclean that stuff up girl!
Laughing my fucking ass off. Scrub your pussy, bitch
Props to him. Shame on you for not washing your vag like how every comedian and man law says. WASH YOUR SHIT!!!
This is fake. Who would really admit they stink. I am pretty sure a guy made this txt n thought he was clever..... Not clever nor funny. Just sayin'.
I'm a Catholic, proud and bold, and I eat whatever vagina I want, fuck yeah!
If your reproductive organs remind some one of dead animals, somethings wrong
First... Love it
Why would u post this
Put some mayo on ur crease and maybe he will have the urge to make you a sandwich
Thats kind of ironic seeing that he is a Christian eating fish for good Friday but he's eating out this girl. HA!
Fake no girl would say that to anymore if so she's trashy in more ways then one
WASH YOUR SHIT YOU NASTY SLUT
Sounds like BV, go to the Dr
Ugh battery pussy
I hope you kicked his ass lol
@bonerman inc. That's some funny shit. \n I LOL'd.
honey, if eating your cooter reminded him to buy fish, he wasnt halfway through, he was just plain done.