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  • the best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 10:45pm
  • I wish someone would jack me off right now

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 7:39am
  • 2:39 I'll admit that some of my Soviet Russia one liners are stupid, but what you just posted is FUCKING RETARDED. If you're gonna steal my schtick, be a little more creative asshole. In Soviet Russia you would be my fuck-boy and I would pump mouthbabies down your throat. Oh, and Merry Christmas!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 3:16am
  • especially wen u beating ur shit...ahhh good times

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 7:15pm
  • Haha I'm watching it on t.v. too

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 10:47pm
  • This is funny because we all know elf is playing 3 times on USA, like every year

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 11:20pm
  • You liked seeing Will Ferral's balls in tights.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 10:45pm
  • is that cause you were masterbauting.........

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 10:42pm
  • @4:53AM - Yes... yes, you are.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 5:04am
  • You smell like beef and cheese, you don't smell like Santa.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 12:51am
  • I would have to agree

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 4:44pm
  • WHY did this text make it on here? Not funny at all. TFLN, post the funny stuff like you used to.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 1:06am
  • I was able to predict someone would post something about elf but Im disappointed because I was not able to predict it's lameness. Could have been way more clever a text.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 12:09am
  • 9:30 wow what the fuck is wrong with you?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 10:11am
  • In Soviet Russia, Elf still sucks!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 12:20am
  • you are all cotton-headed-ninny-muggins. elf is the best movie ever

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 12:42am
  • Zooey <3

    Submitted by ivan_opinion on Jun 7, 10 at 3:09am
  • watching elf naked may be better but it doesn't beat... not watching elf.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 1:36am
  • "Buddy the elf, whats your favorite color?" Haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 7:07pm
  • elf is epic. i love it <3

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 10:46pm
  • fuck yeahhh. everything is better naked!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 10:40pm
  • Mythbusters naked and stoned yeaaaaaa

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 12:54am
  • Only if there's a naked girl next to you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 10:41pm
  • Gayest thing since homosexual man sex.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 4:00am
  • Im naked right now...thats a lie, but close it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 1:12am
  • 1:06 Go be the "Funny Police" somewhere else, you uppity dumbshit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 3:25am
  • Well imagine how distracting having sex is while watching elf ass naked.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 1:16am
  • Anything without clothes males things more interesting

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 11:16pm
  • ELF rocks! jingle balls, jingle balls, jingle every day oh what fun they are to lick when sucking in the hay, "hey"!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 6:13am
  • LMFAO I love 3:16 so much. Hahahahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 3:20am
  • In soviet Russia, a human went to the north pole.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 2:39am
  • FAIL MOTHAFUCKCAAAAA

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 10:42pm
  • That's what i did last night!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 4:02pm
  • everything is better naked. even elf. 

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 3:59pm
  • I that you  you piece of .

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 3:27am
  • What are you talking about? This is funny as hell!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 1:32am
  • im watching that too! but with clothes..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 10:58pm
  • In Russia, naked elf watches you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 11:34am
  • Ohh my god! I was watching it too.... DRESSED!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 2:39am
  • My friend said the same thing about watching Kids naked. I wish I had known he was talking about a movie... Being on Predator Finder sucks for maintaining relationships

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 10:59pm
  • So you Jack off to will ferrel?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 2:59am
  • Omg I totally watched that movie right now.........well with clothes on of course. Lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 12:53am
  • Lmao i'm gonna try it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 10:55pm
  • Definitely just watched elf... But I had clothes on

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 11:31pm
  • its def. because it is the best. movie. evarrr <3

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 10:46pm
  • Yup... It's like fake porn watching him jiggle in his tight yellow chaps.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 2:13pm
  • Wow... Of all the things that could be done naked why is watching elf even on the list?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 4:45am
  • In Soviet Russia, elf watches you!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 9:17am