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  • Probably carrying intense disdain for douches that sit next to him texting and giggling like an idiot.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 10:31am
  • He's in an airport; only a fool would be carrying in an airport; and I'm calling fake unless you're in a first class lounge

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 9:14am
  • pretty funny post,if it were true.....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 9:14am
  • Do people really think Michael Phelps is hot? ...seriously?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 10:24pm
  • Since when does carrying mean drugs? Clearly that's a firearm reference.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 9:51am
  • If I saw Michael Phelps, I probably wouldn't be thinking about some silly bong photos that came out FOREVER ago. Sorry OP but your joke wasn't funny. With that said, I still went with good night because Michael Phelps is awesome and really really hot. :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 9:15am
  • It's just a slay to everyone who lost to him in the olympics-they lost to a pothead. He beat them when he's high. a true American.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 9:51pm
  • 1211 EXACTLY. :) yess.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 12:32am
  • You are a bold face LIAR. Go back to ur parents basement loser.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 2:26pm
  • picture or it didnt happen

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 9:39am
  • Gamecock blows shit that's why he got in trouble

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 6:06pm
  • he's carrying two guns and holding a six pack

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 8:50pm
  • Phelps is a beast and he shud b able to smoke watever he wants in an airport after all those gold medals

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 9:51pm
  • dude is fucking and has a face like a foot,hes only considered hot because of his bod

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 10:38am
  • Haha r u serious?!?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 6:03am
  • I met michael phelps when i was staying at the beverly hilton, he's an asshole.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 9:53am
  • michael phelps looks like he has down syndrome

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 11:20am
  • carrying my baby? probably

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 9:59am
  • "holding" refers to this, "carrying" refers to a firearm

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 9:20am
  • He probably has a private jet --The Admiral

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 2:20pm
  • Haha probably, if I won all those medals I would hold a press conference tellin the world to suck my dick while I rip a giant bong with moonshine in it rather than water, then after my hit, I drink it and piss on the photographers scream, I'm a hero because I can swim

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 2:21am
  • you see michael phelps and you think of drugs? thats just sad. you wouldnt even know he smoked if some jackass never ratted him out to tabloids.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 2:22am
  • Why the fuck would Michael phelps be carrying a gun when he is most famous for taking bong rips? Think about it retards what the OP meant is clear. And it's obviously a joke, he's not REALLY holding at an airport.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 12:51pm
  • phelps should buy himself some new teeth.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 10:10pm
  • he's talking about weed dumbasses!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 1:17pm
  • OP has clearly never smoked weed. no one would call it "carrying" moron

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 12:52am
  • Hahaha Hampton roads... Def fake. Maybe a look a like.. But none the less funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 10:58am
  • Even if he's not smoke him up and fuck him'!! Phelps is hottttt

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 2:53pm
  • go ahead and sip on some more haterade you douches. who really gives a fuck?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 4:16pm
  • too bad he's in Colorado at high altitude training....nice try though dude.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 3:18pm
  • 11:29 you're my hero

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 2:38pm
  • id spark up with the phelps man anytime

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 1:49pm
  • oh phelps you make gamecock nation proud.. thanks for being infamous at USC

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 12:42pm
  • !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!zomg u r so cool. fuck tfln.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 9:08am
  • when all you kids win 8 gold medals for your country you can make the decision to smoke weed or not. but not until then. me, im just gonna get baked.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 2:51pm
  • Lmao Michael Phelps looks like a fish

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 10:02pm
  • michael phelps 8 gold medals smoking weed = why the hell isn't marijuana legal yet?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 12:11am
  • This is too real to be fake.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 10:55am
  • omg hes effing hot!! win!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 9:05am
  • I'm not one to call the fake card but..FAKE! Michael Phelps is too good for you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 9:12am
  • 12:52. it doeant matter what you call it hes in an airport.. no shit hes not "carying"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 11:34am
  • I have pictures of me taking bong rips, I would like to see the gateway of this making me famous.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 10:39am
  • win, but only because he's hot.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 9:51am
  • Michael Phelps looks like he's retarded. He's fucking gross.

    Submitted by CrimpyCrimpy on May 7, 10 at 5:39am