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  • 86 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 11:01am

    Just pretend she's a cheap skanky chick from California and it won't matter to you what she thinks.

  • 72 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 11:32am

    ever run the water to make people "think" ur washing ur hands?

  • 68 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 1:51pm

    "he farted... Again, fart 967... Make that 1004"

  • 69 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 11:57am

    Biggest "how do you think it went" fail ever.

  • 67 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 9:34am

    She probably just thinks you're a disgusting human being. No big deal.

  • 57 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 3:07am

    Screw secretaries (take that any way you want)

  • 65 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 1:42pm

    Do you trail ass past her?

  • 58 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 12:01pm

    Is this Steve D. @ CCE?

  • 61 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 10:35am

    she probably thinks you're an immature douchebag with a small dick

  • 60 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 9:35am

    How does the secretary feel about a thought you have? Not bad, she probably doesn't know you think it. I think you can hear when I fart, how do you feel about that? Oh? You don't care? Neither does she... Neither do we...

  • 67 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 1:11pm

    I bet she laughs her ass off!!

  • 57 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 12:01pm

    @ 10:35 -- the rest of the people in the office think that way about you, too

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 11:28am

    Small world John...I do hear you fart....