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  • Harry Potter's new sub plot

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 5:17pm
  • His answer should rhyme with "mame on her shace"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 6:57pm
  • Classic

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 5:16pm
  • How little is his sister......

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 10:27pm
  • Ppl in Georgia don't fuck their cousins, that's Alabama.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 5:26pm
  • Very not ok..and again..I am the little sister. I have 18 brothers. Oohh poor girl/guy

    Submitted by alexishill1 on Aug 22, 11 at 7:43pm
  • Mess, I made a yes of her vag

    Submitted by boolou on Jul 16, 10 at 3:03am
  • Charlie Beene fucked my older sister

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 11:00pm
  • 1:30 will be there , soon as I'm done... Doing ur Mama, she says hi by the way

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 1:49pm
  • Oh God. This is great!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 9:11pm
  • I'd be so pissed but I'm the little sister in the family soo.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 7:20pm
  • In soviet russia we make the blacks eat you out

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 8:24am
  • Hahaha go 5:17

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 5:29pm
  • Wow what a pathetic sick assface

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 2:32am
  • Oh how happy I am to be from the Athens-Atlanta area. <3

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 2:21am
  • Pretty language 902....a true Southern Belle wouldn't use such trashy language. And FYI disgusting is spelled with a G not a C.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 10:06pm
  • Why don't all u losers get a life and stop posting comments on this lame ass website!! Peace out my niggas!!!! Cuz ur mama sux my big blk ... Well u know what I mean.....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 8:07pm
  • But "less" doesn't make sense............

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 6:22pm
  • What you did to her rhymes with lie ducked stirr mass

    Submitted by machaveli2 on Jun 16, 10 at 12:05am
  • Aren't you the big loser becuz you posted on here.. You dumbass bitch

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 8:27pm
  • In soviet Russia, little sister fucks YOU!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 7:31pm
  • @12:50 Please, go back to the English class you failed.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 3:18am
  • 11:37 shut the fuck up you ignorant NlGGER. You don't even know how to construct a sentence so that it is legible.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 1:25pm
  • Would you rather he fucked you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 7:21pm
  • Yes 5:28 it is wincest

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 5:32pm
  • Hahahahahahaha!!!! Yyeeeaaaaahhhhhh!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 6:47pm
  • Hahahaha rep it up Georgia

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 11:00pm
  • Hahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 10:23pm
  • It's belle you hick

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 9:20pm
  • zapatero dimision!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 1:09am
  • All you soviet Russians are fuckin homos

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 11:20pm
  • Shit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 7:35pm
  • He's texting his brother.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 5:27pm
  • People r sayin incest in response to 5:28

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 6:03pm
  • 11:06. In Soviet Russia, a dumb joke fucks you!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 12:16am
  • 9:02 I live in Texas and Mississippi is the shittiest state I have ever had the displeasure of going to, CUNT is spelled with a C though, which is exactly what you are...cunt.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 11:35pm
  • Fake

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 5:59pm
  • 9:01 learn to spell dumb fuck

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 3:50am
  • Popeye's Chicken is like Red Lobster for nlggers!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 6:41pm
  • Dumb

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 7:24pm
  • i dont understand why everyone is saying incest

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 5:57pm
  • 1:25 im white u fucktard and get ure fucking fact straight before u say shit on here

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 2:55am
  • Listen motherfuckers STOP with ther "N" word seriously that time is gone now WE control the universe

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 3:42pm
  • We all fucked your little sister

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 11:26am
  • Yes! I finally live in the same area code as someone with a great txt! (706). I agree, classic

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 9:55pm
  • lmfao

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 10:35pm
  • Like I said...Seems like everyone on here thinks they are such a badass, if you really are put your name and number in your comment and all of you can have a real debate about some meaningless text(fake or not) mods can't stop your comments

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 8:16am
  • Fuk u NlGGER

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 1:54pm
  • Which is what I made out of your sister last night! =

    Submitted by dude88 on Jun 30, 11 at 12:27pm
  • call 67:8 threetwentyseven-eightyninefortyfive for a good time.

    Submitted by fraaaaaaaaa on Feb 5, 10 at 7:00pm
  • In Communist China Confucious say " the early bird gets the worm, spread your legs or spread the word"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 12:25am
  • Okay "i fucked your sister" texts stopped being funny after the first one.

    Submitted by RAAAAAAAANDY on Feb 4, 10 at 5:24pm
    • don't fuckin get mad because your text didn't get on here you in-bred son of a bitch

      Submitted by Pimp_Nasty on Feb 5, 10 at 12:01pm
  • 12:17 you're right I should go through every other tfln and copy paste the same stupid comment trying to get people to put their phone numbers up for people to prank call. If any of you f@ggots are really tough and have the capabilities. Meet me in Austin, TX on 4th street at a bar of your choosing. Wear something conspicuous so I know who to fuck up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 1:30pm
  • Fuck Russia and the dumb fucking soviet russia jokes

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 11:06pm
  • 2:55 your ability to communicate legibly is improving. Keep it up Nlgger!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 3:29am
  • 8:16 you put your number up f@ggot and I'll have a debate with you about how your mom fucks NlGGERS!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 11:28am
  • Lol, I've had several calls (and now texts) like this over the years. So finally I just kept one that's 9 years younger than I. I'd fuck her younger sister, but she is only 16.... Two more ice cream seasons til she is legal!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 7:50pm
  • hahahahahahahahahaahahahahahah

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 7:05pm
  • 1:30 don't use such big words, you might hurt yourself

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 3:33pm
  • - drunk and bored out of my mind. hit me up three one seven three three one six nine zro one!! rachel

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 12:09am
  • In Soviet Russia, rhymes fuck you!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 5:56pm
  • Please stop asking the black thing. I hate to say if but believe it or not blacks do the majority of the crimes. Case closed.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 7:39pm
  • Classic

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 5:15pm
  • Lol 8:24 these comments are starting to not really make sense anymore... And I love it!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 9:37am
  • Lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 4:04am
  • in soviet Russia the sister fucks you!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 11:01pm
  • Been there done that. Next!

    Submitted by Xi_Kagega123 on Feb 12, 11 at 10:55pm
  • Guys got 12 kids, thats not funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 3:32pm
  • In America you are just a NlGGER. One drop rule owns you. -The Canadian

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 7:32pm
  • Heyyyyy shut the fuck up :) the Internet is no place to be flexing your e-muscles

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 1:16am
  • 12:14 would seriously rather live in Africa. It's not a bunch of peaceful Negros, never has been. It was African people that traded captives from other tribes to the English. They're still killing and fighting today because black people are just like animals.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 1:57pm
  • Winsted!!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 7:01pm
  • HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by greenbumho on Feb 4, 10 at 6:33pm
  • thats funny

    Submitted by BloodyxCape on Feb 4, 10 at 5:18pm
  • Why are blacks such a minority in America but they are the majority in prison?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 8:20pm
  • Bah hahahahha that is some fucked up funny shit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 6:19pm
  • That friendship is overrrrrrr!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 6:11pm
  • Cummed in her too I hope

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 12:50am
  • Haahahahahahahahahahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 12:23am
  • Georgia eh? Anyone else suspect these two are cousins? haha...I'm sooo HIGH

    Submitted by TheHIGHguy on Feb 4, 10 at 5:19pm
  • Oh damn 15000th thumbs up.

    Submitted by  on May 13, 12 at 12:03pm
  • 11:32 is a ruh-tard

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 11:57pm
  • lol nice

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 10:07pm
  • Haha the second dude should have said, "I'm not saying yes or no but just know the answer rhymes with, mame on her place."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 6:08pm
  • Your a dumb shit 11:32, no one fucking likes you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 11:36pm
  • Best response ever!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 2:10pm
  • 1:57...they kill and fight in America like animals too, but obviously you are not capable of having a rational thought, do us all a favor and go play in traffic

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 3:26pm
  • Kick his ass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 8:59pm
  • 3:26 I don't live on Austin because it's full of f@ggots and preppy college pussies. Sucks for you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 6:12pm
  • Ok srsly, I'm Russian. And we dot say "in soviet Russia..." so stfu and please stop calling us homosexuals. You're giving us a bad name.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 2:22pm
  • Um WTF it's in the atl, we don't do that shit you dumb fuck. Educate yourself bc you sound fuckin retarded k thanks

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 6:29pm
  • of*

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 3:16am
  • Hahaha Case

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 7:12am
  • 11:32 could live somewhere where it's pronounced yeah-s. Sometimes people in the south say it like that. It all depends what isogloss you live in. So it's okay 11:32 I don't think you are dumb

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 12:47am
  • 11:32 must be a ruh-tard

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 11:39pm
  • 11:32 you suck more then the "sister"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 11:04am
  • Augusta reppp

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 11:59pm
  • and let the ass kicking commence

    Submitted by buck06 on Sep 27, 11 at 8:13pm
  • p.s. NlGGER

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 6:12pm
  • Likeeeeee!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 10:42pm
  • you kids are so easily trolled

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 12:09am
  • Imagine how perfect America would have been without black people. They need to quite fuckin complaining honestly I would have rather been a slave here to us wonderful white people and had my children lead a descent life then live in that shit hole Africa

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 9:57am
  • what da fuck w soviet rus you dump ass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 5:34am
  • People r sayin incest in response to 5:28

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 6:01pm
  • hahahaha you clever son of a bitch.

    Submitted by caylz007 on Feb 23, 10 at 8:13pm
  • wtf 9:02pm? R u fuckin 10? Cuz that's how u spell. I just turned 12 and I can spell better than u

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 10:00pm
  • Ur a "bigger loser" just cuz u replyd to mine, u dumbsss .... Now , just 4 that I will do ya in da ya in ur dumbsss... Bend over and say ahhhh, u no u want to!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 9:01pm
  • 1:30 sucks big horse inbred Texas DICK

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 2:24pm
  • I think that was me...

    Submitted by sexaholic69 on Apr 26, 12 at 2:06am
  • Why did a funny comment turn into a race riot I don't think this was tflns intended outcome lawl

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 12:46am
  • Wowww.....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 7:20pm
  • 1:30, I live in Austin too, tonight when ufc starts be there pussy, we'll see how tough you are, I'll know you when I see you, I can spot a douchebag from a mile away

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 3:26pm
  • 11:32. Yes doesn't go "yeah-s" it's just "yes"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 11:37pm
  • Call 911 and then give them ur address for some fun

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 3:14am
  • Did that dumb ass nig just say they rule the universe? What cuz everybody made a mistake an voted one into office? Which means pretty much jack shit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 8:51pm
  • Why you gotta say some nasty shit? Cause I'm a nasty moths fucka

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 7:59am
  • I'll suck a fart outta your ass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 10:00pm
  • 11:28...was that supposed to be a joke because u only made yourself look like a fucking idiot for proving 8:16's point way to go! I bet you really are a bad mother fucker though, fuckin moron

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 12:17pm
  • amen 7:39. it's true!

    Submitted by dinamo17 on Oct 22, 10 at 1:10am
  • 11:55 am yeah all the killing in Africa is about survival not opression. The killing in America is nowhere near the level it is in Africa. If you weren't such a fucking liar sitting in your parents basement you wouldn't have your head so far up your ass.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 3:12am
  • 3:26 if you had actually been to Africa or the Middle East then you wouldn't have typed that retarded comment.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 3:28am
  • Hahahahahahahahahahahahahah

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 11:36pm
  • This shit is obviously populated with 1/2 retarded 13 year olds that think they are badass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 8:18pm
  • Only in Athens.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 8:54am
  • In soviet russia we fuck your sister against her will

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 12:06am
  • Sad

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 5:17pm
  • 12:00 am if you aren't a Nlgger then you are legally fucking retarded. Have you ever heard if punctuation you ignorant Nlgger? I can see that you are trying to type like a normal person but you failed, Nlgger.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 3:15am
  • This is racist as fuck no 1 fucking race has power over any1 btw and jus because ppl r ignorant doesnt mean u all have to fuck about it dudee who gives to fucks leave him alone and u guys r the 1s to talk y even start stupid shit like this u stupid ass racist motherfuckrs

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 11:37am
  • Thats just not funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 3:32pm
  • 3:28, I have been to Africa, and the killing and fighting is the same, there it's called survival, here it's called gangs, so actually your comment is the retarded one, get your shit straight before you comment on something you don't know anything about. Idiot

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 11:55am
  • Wincest???

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 5:28pm
  • 3:29 im fuckin white you stupidass retard your like a fucking aryan dude listen stop being an ignorant bitch just because your such and such race doesnt mean your a superior over others and this is america i mean goddamn its a free country

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 12:00am
  • In soviet Russia your sister fucks the blacks

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 11:14pm
  • Fuck u 6:54!!! I live in mississippi and that's discusting! kiss my southern bell ass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 9:02pm
  • Wow, 7:39, I'm not saying you're ignorant but...oh wait, yes I am.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 10 at 4:10am
  • Bahaha. Only in Columbus. I bet the little whore goes to CSU

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 8:15am
  • hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 1:12pm
  • My little sister saw me cum once, it hit her in the face

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 10:46pm
  • Hey 5:26 FUCK YOU we dont do incest here thats mississippi

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 6:54pm
  • Yes! My zip code!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 5:25pm
  • 3:42 way to be a minority! WHITE POWER

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 4:30pm
  • Hmm, "Confess" rhymes with mess, u chicken shit!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 11:50am
  • 9:57, imagine if ur dad had pulled out or stuck to anal sex, we wouldn't have to see ur retarded comments, and "quit" doesn't have an e... Moron

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 12:14pm
  • Soviet Russia nobody likes you just kill yourself already

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 12:54am
  • 11:32 fails so hard.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 12:11am
  • It's belle you hick

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 9:19pm
  • How does yes rhyme with mess?? Yes is like yeah-s and mess is like chess.

    Submitted by rajandsimran on Feb 4, 10 at 11:32pm
  • I love how ignorant people are. There's fighting everywhere. I'm half white and half black. That make me some type of sin? So let's all shut up n laugh at people's drunk texts. Good idea? I think so.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 7:11pm
  • In Nazi occupied France... Your sister fucks the fürer... -inglourious basterd...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 7:34am
  • Lmfao nice

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 10:20pm
  • This is my area code. I don't mind my little sister getting fucked but if anyone is going to do the fucking, it's going to be me!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 5:28pm