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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 5:17pm

    Harry Potter's new sub plot

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 6:57pm

    His answer should rhyme with "mame on her shace"

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 5:16pm

    Classic

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 7:20pm

    I'd be so pissed but I'm the little sister in the family soo.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 5:26pm

    Ppl in Georgia don't fuck their cousins, that's Alabama.

  • 98 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 10:27pm

    How little is his sister......

  • 93 69
    Submitted by alexishill1 on Aug 22, 11 at 7:43pm

    Very not ok..and again..I am the little sister. I have 18 brothers. Oohh poor girl/guy

  • 89 72
    Submitted by boolou on Jul 16, 10 at 3:03am

    Mess, I made a yes of her vag

  • 95 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 6:47pm

    Hahahahahahaha!!!! Yyeeeaaaaahhhhhh!!!!!

  • 91 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 5:29pm

    Hahaha go 5:17

  • 84 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 11:00pm

    Charlie Beene fucked my older sister

  • 74 54
    Submitted by machaveli2 on Jun 16, 10 at 12:05am

    What you did to her rhymes with lie ducked stirr mass

  • 84 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 1:09am

    zapatero dimision!

  • 87 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 1:49pm

    1:30 will be there , soon as I'm done... Doing ur Mama, she says hi by the way

  • 95 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 6:03pm

    People r sayin incest in response to 5:28

  • 81 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 5:59pm

    Fake

  • 88 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 2:21am

    Oh how happy I am to be from the Athens-Atlanta area. <3

  • 91 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 5:32pm

    Yes 5:28 it is wincest

    • 78 74
      Submitted by Anonymoustyle on Feb 4, 10 at 5:41pm

      lol, incest? More like wincest. giggity!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 8:24am

    In soviet russia we make the blacks eat you out

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 3:50am

    9:01 learn to spell dumb fuck

  • 80 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 2:32am

    Wow what a pathetic sick assface

  • 76 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 6:22pm

    But "less" doesn't make sense............

  • 90 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 5:27pm

    He's texting his brother.

  • 74 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 2:55am

    1:25 im white u fucktard and get ure fucking fact straight before u say shit on here

  • 84 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 1:25pm

    11:37 shut the fuck up you ignorant NlGGER. You don't even know how to construct a sentence so that it is legible.

  • 83 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 10:06pm

    Pretty language 902....a true Southern Belle wouldn't use such trashy language. And FYI disgusting is spelled with a G not a C.

  • 85 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 7:21pm

    Would you rather he fucked you.

  • 79 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 7:05pm

    hahahahahahahahahaahahahahahah

  • 81 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 9:11pm

    Oh God. This is great!

  • 82 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 11:26am

    We all fucked your little sister

  • 77 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 11:35pm

    9:02 I live in Texas and Mississippi is the shittiest state I have ever had the displeasure of going to, CUNT is spelled with a C though, which is exactly what you are...cunt.

  • 77 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 6:41pm

    Popeye's Chicken is like Red Lobster for nlggers!

  • 80 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 4:04am

    Lol

  • 74 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 8:07pm

    Why don't all u losers get a life and stop posting comments on this lame ass website!! Peace out my niggas!!!! Cuz ur mama sux my big blk ... Well u know what I mean.....

  • 85 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 11:20pm

    All you soviet Russians are fuckin homos

  • 71 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 10:23pm

    Hahaha

  • 68 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 8:27pm

    Aren't you the big loser becuz you posted on here.. You dumbass bitch

  • 78 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 3:18am

    @12:50 Please, go back to the English class you failed.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 11:06pm

    Fuck Russia and the dumb fucking soviet russia jokes

  • 80 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 9:20pm

    It's belle you hick

  • 68 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 1:16am

    Heyyyyy shut the fuck up :) the Internet is no place to be flexing your e-muscles

  • 71 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 3:33pm

    1:30 don't use such big words, you might hurt yourself

  • 75 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 10:35pm

    lmfao

  • 74 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 5:57pm

    i dont understand why everyone is saying incest

  • 80 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 12:25am

    In Communist China Confucious say " the early bird gets the worm, spread your legs or spread the word"

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 7:35pm

    Shit

  • 75 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 6:19pm

    Bah hahahahha that is some fucked up funny shit

  • Submitted by TheHIGHguy on Feb 4, 10 at 5:19pm

    Georgia eh? Anyone else suspect these two are cousins? haha...I'm sooo HIGH

  • 71 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 7:24pm

    Dumb

  • 71 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 11:00pm

    Hahahaha rep it up Georgia

  • 70 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 10:07pm

    lol nice

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 7:31pm

    In soviet Russia, little sister fucks YOU!

  • 70 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 7:39pm

    Please stop asking the black thing. I hate to say if but believe it or not blacks do the majority of the crimes. Case closed.

  • 68 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 7:12am

    Hahaha Case

  • 76 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 12:16am

    11:06. In Soviet Russia, a dumb joke fucks you!

  • 68 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 8:20pm

    Why are blacks such a minority in America but they are the majority in prison?

  • 69 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 3:29am

    2:55 your ability to communicate legibly is improving. Keep it up Nlgger!

  • 65 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 3:42pm

    Listen motherfuckers STOP with ther "N" word seriously that time is gone now WE control the universe

  • 69 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 1:54pm

    Fuk u NlGGER

  • 73 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 11:36pm

    Your a dumb shit 11:32, no one fucking likes you

  • 68 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 7:32pm

    In America you are just a NlGGER. One drop rule owns you. -The Canadian

  • 64 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 3:26pm

    1:57...they kill and fight in America like animals too, but obviously you are not capable of having a rational thought, do us all a favor and go play in traffic

  • 66 77
    Submitted by fraaaaaaaaa on Feb 5, 10 at 7:00pm

    call 67:8 threetwentyseven-eightyninefortyfive for a good time.

  • 73 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 12:50am

    Cummed in her too I hope

  • 76 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 12:09am

    - drunk and bored out of my mind. hit me up three one seven three three one six nine zro one!! rachel

  • 65 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 12:46am

    Why did a funny comment turn into a race riot I don't think this was tflns intended outcome lawl

  • 67 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 2:22pm

    Ok srsly, I'm Russian. And we dot say "in soviet Russia..." so stfu and please stop calling us homosexuals. You're giving us a bad name.

  • 74 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 1:30pm

    12:17 you're right I should go through every other tfln and copy paste the same stupid comment trying to get people to put their phone numbers up for people to prank call. If any of you f@ggots are really tough and have the capabilities. Meet me in Austin, TX on 4th street at a bar of your choosing. Wear something conspicuous so I know who to fuck up.

  • 65 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 8:16am

    Like I said...Seems like everyone on here thinks they are such a badass, if you really are put your name and number in your comment and all of you can have a real debate about some meaningless text(fake or not) mods can't stop your comments

  • 74 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 7:50pm

    Lol, I've had several calls (and now texts) like this over the years. So finally I just kept one that's 9 years younger than I. I'd fuck her younger sister, but she is only 16.... Two more ice cream seasons til she is legal!!!!!

  • 61 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 2:10pm

    Best response ever!!!

  • 71 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 5:15pm

    Classic

  • 70 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 7:01pm

    Winsted!!!!!!!!!

  • 53 58
    Submitted by dude88 on Jun 30, 11 at 12:27pm

    Which is what I made out of your sister last night! =

  • 62 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 11:04am

    11:32 you suck more then the "sister"

  • 68 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 11:57pm

    11:32 is a ruh-tard

  • 72 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 6:11pm

    That friendship is overrrrrrr!!!!

  • 65 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 2:24pm

    1:30 sucks big horse inbred Texas DICK

  • 67 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 12:06am

    In soviet russia we fuck your sister against her will

  • 68 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 3:14am

    Call 911 and then give them ur address for some fun

  • 58 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 6:12pm

    3:26 I don't live on Austin because it's full of f@ggots and preppy college pussies. Sucks for you.

  • 69 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 11:28am

    8:16 you put your number up f@ggot and I'll have a debate with you about how your mom fucks NlGGERS!

  • 66 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 12:47am

    11:32 could live somewhere where it's pronounced yeah-s. Sometimes people in the south say it like that. It all depends what isogloss you live in. So it's okay 11:32 I don't think you are dumb

  • 70 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 11:37pm

    11:32. Yes doesn't go "yeah-s" it's just "yes"

  • 64 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 11:01pm

    in soviet Russia the sister fucks you!

  • 57 71
    Submitted by Xi_Kagega123 on Feb 12, 11 at 10:55pm

    Been there done that. Next!

  • 61 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 8:51pm

    Did that dumb ass nig just say they rule the universe? What cuz everybody made a mistake an voted one into office? Which means pretty much jack shit

  • 63 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 5:34am

    what da fuck w soviet rus you dump ass

  • 61 80
    Submitted by caylz007 on Feb 23, 10 at 8:13pm

    hahahaha you clever son of a bitch.

  • 68 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 9:55pm

    Yes! I finally live in the same area code as someone with a great txt! (706). I agree, classic

  • 64 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 1:57pm

    12:14 would seriously rather live in Africa. It's not a bunch of peaceful Negros, never has been. It was African people that traded captives from other tribes to the English. They're still killing and fighting today because black people are just like animals.

  • 62 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 10:42pm

    Likeeeeee!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 10:00pm

    I'll suck a fart outta your ass

  • 61 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 3:32pm

    Guys got 12 kids, thats not funny

  • 66 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 12:23am

    Haahahahahahahahahahaha

  • 62 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 12:09am

    you kids are so easily trolled

  • 63 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 5:17pm

    Sad

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 9:57am

    Imagine how perfect America would have been without black people. They need to quite fuckin complaining honestly I would have rather been a slave here to us wonderful white people and had my children lead a descent life then live in that shit hole Africa

  • 60 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 6:12pm

    p.s. NlGGER

  • 64 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 7:59am

    Why you gotta say some nasty shit? Cause I'm a nasty moths fucka

  • 63 89
    Submitted by BloodyxCape on Feb 4, 10 at 5:18pm

    thats funny

  • 67 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 12:54am

    Soviet Russia nobody likes you just kill yourself already

  • 54 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 6:08pm

    Haha the second dude should have said, "I'm not saying yes or no but just know the answer rhymes with, mame on her place."

  • 51 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 3:32pm

    Thats just not funny

  • 62 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 9:37am

    Lol 8:24 these comments are starting to not really make sense anymore... And I love it!

  • 66 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 8:15am

    Bahaha. Only in Columbus. I bet the little whore goes to CSU

  • 57 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 11:36pm

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahah

  • 55 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 12:00am

    3:29 im fuckin white you stupidass retard your like a fucking aryan dude listen stop being an ignorant bitch just because your such and such race doesnt mean your a superior over others and this is america i mean goddamn its a free country

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 11:39pm

    11:32 must be a ruh-tard

  • 53 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 3:15am

    12:00 am if you aren't a Nlgger then you are legally fucking retarded. Have you ever heard if punctuation you ignorant Nlgger? I can see that you are trying to type like a normal person but you failed, Nlgger.

  • 63 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 7:20pm

    Wowww.....

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 5:56pm

    In Soviet Russia, rhymes fuck you!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 3:12am

    11:55 am yeah all the killing in Africa is about survival not opression. The killing in America is nowhere near the level it is in Africa. If you weren't such a fucking liar sitting in your parents basement you wouldn't have your head so far up your ass.

  • 58 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 1:12pm

    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

  • 56 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 11:55am

    3:28, I have been to Africa, and the killing and fighting is the same, there it's called survival, here it's called gangs, so actually your comment is the retarded one, get your shit straight before you comment on something you don't know anything about. Idiot

  • 56 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 6:01pm

    People r sayin incest in response to 5:28

  • 63 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 8:18pm

    This shit is obviously populated with 1/2 retarded 13 year olds that think they are badass

  • 59 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 8:54am

    Only in Athens.

  • Submitted by RAAAAAAAANDY on Feb 4, 10 at 5:24pm

    Okay "i fucked your sister" texts stopped being funny after the first one.

    • 67 90
      Submitted by Pimp_Nasty on Feb 5, 10 at 12:01pm

      don't fuckin get mad because your text didn't get on here you in-bred son of a bitch

  • 61 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 10:46pm

    My little sister saw me cum once, it hit her in the face

  • 59 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 8:59pm

    Kick his ass

  • 60 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 6:29pm

    Um WTF it's in the atl, we don't do that shit you dumb fuck. Educate yourself bc you sound fuckin retarded k thanks

  • 57 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 10:00pm

    wtf 9:02pm? R u fuckin 10? Cuz that's how u spell. I just turned 12 and I can spell better than u

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 9:01pm

    Ur a "bigger loser" just cuz u replyd to mine, u dumbsss .... Now , just 4 that I will do ya in da ya in ur dumbsss... Bend over and say ahhhh, u no u want to!!

  • 55 84
    Submitted by greenbumho on Feb 4, 10 at 6:33pm

    HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 60 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 5:28pm

    Wincest???

  • 50 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 10 at 4:10am

    Wow, 7:39, I'm not saying you're ignorant but...oh wait, yes I am.

  • 59 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 3:26pm

    1:30, I live in Austin too, tonight when ufc starts be there pussy, we'll see how tough you are, I'll know you when I see you, I can spot a douchebag from a mile away

  • 60 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 6:54pm

    Hey 5:26 FUCK YOU we dont do incest here thats mississippi

  • 49 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 3:16am

    of*

  • 40 59
    Submitted by buck06 on Sep 27, 11 at 8:13pm

    and let the ass kicking commence

  • 54 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 9:19pm

    It's belle you hick

  • 51 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 11:14pm

    In soviet Russia your sister fucks the blacks

  • 48 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 9:02pm

    Fuck u 6:54!!! I live in mississippi and that's discusting! kiss my southern bell ass

  • 41 64
    Submitted by dinamo17 on Oct 22, 10 at 1:10am

    amen 7:39. it's true!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 3:28am

    3:26 if you had actually been to Africa or the Middle East then you wouldn't have typed that retarded comment.

  • 53 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 4:30pm

    3:42 way to be a minority! WHITE POWER

  • 54 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 12:17pm

    11:28...was that supposed to be a joke because u only made yourself look like a fucking idiot for proving 8:16's point way to go! I bet you really are a bad mother fucker though, fuckin moron

  • 53 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 12:14pm

    9:57, imagine if ur dad had pulled out or stuck to anal sex, we wouldn't have to see ur retarded comments, and "quit" doesn't have an e... Moron

  • 55 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 5:25pm

    Yes! My zip code!

  • 39 66
    Submitted by  on May 13, 12 at 12:03pm

    Oh damn 15000th thumbs up.

  • 37 62
    Submitted by sexaholic69 on Apr 26, 12 at 2:06am

    I think that was me...

  • 53 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 11:59pm

    Augusta reppp

  • 51 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 11:37am

    This is racist as fuck no 1 fucking race has power over any1 btw and jus because ppl r ignorant doesnt mean u all have to fuck about it dudee who gives to fucks leave him alone and u guys r the 1s to talk y even start stupid shit like this u stupid ass racist motherfuckrs

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 10:20pm

    Lmfao nice

  • Submitted by rajandsimran on Feb 4, 10 at 11:32pm

    How does yes rhyme with mess?? Yes is like yeah-s and mess is like chess.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 11:50am

    Hmm, "Confess" rhymes with mess, u chicken shit!

  • 41 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 12:11am

    11:32 fails so hard.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 7:34am

    In Nazi occupied France... Your sister fucks the fürer... -inglourious basterd...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 7:11pm

    I love how ignorant people are. There's fighting everywhere. I'm half white and half black. That make me some type of sin? So let's all shut up n laugh at people's drunk texts. Good idea? I think so.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 5:28pm

    This is my area code. I don't mind my little sister getting fucked but if anyone is going to do the fucking, it's going to be me!

    • 63 86
      Submitted by Clem on Feb 5, 10 at 10:51am

      i lol'ed hahahahahaha