his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
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How are you to know
You should very careful looking into Chuck Norris' blackberry.
Shouldn't take names be second?
I agree, taking names should come second. Awesome nonetheless
actually, you kick ass, and mispronounce names, that's how it goes.
But I'm all out of bubblegum.
Kick your own ass meat loaf!!
Aren't you supposed to kick ass before you take names?
Sounds like his priorities are mixed up.
Why would you look at the tasks?
that guys a bro and your a brohater
But I'm alll out of bubblegum
Obviously a champion among men
Or vice versa haha
Words to live by
shouldn't we just move the desirable people to the moon and implode the earth?!
1. Kick ass 2. Chew Bubblegum
Who is Chuck Norris...
3. get a life
3. shut up!
Holy shit you dont know who Chuck Norris is? are you some kinda retarded or what?