his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
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How are you to know
You should very careful looking into Chuck Norris' blackberry.
Shouldn't take names be second?
I agree, taking names should come second. Awesome nonetheless
actually, you kick ass, and mispronounce names, that's how it goes.
Kick your own ass meat loaf!!
But I'm all out of bubblegum.
Aren't you supposed to kick ass before you take names?
Sounds like his priorities are mixed up.
Why would you look at the tasks?
that guys a bro and your a brohater
Obviously a champion among men
But I'm alll out of bubblegum
Or vice versa haha
Words to live by
shouldn't we just move the desirable people to the moon and implode the earth?!
3. get a life
Who is Chuck Norris...
1. Kick ass 2. Chew Bubblegum
3. shut up!
Holy shit you dont know who Chuck Norris is? are you some kinda retarded or what?