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(608): View more from Wisconsin

you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"

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(803): View more from South Carolina

I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix

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(631): View more from New York

You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows

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(561): View more from Florida

Bad news is he broke up with me via text message

(561): View more from Florida

But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville

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(904): View more from Florida

He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.

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(813): View more from Florida

I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.

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(517): View more from Michigan

My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX

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(217): View more from Illinois

What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up

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