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  • 80 64
    Submitted by broslikethissite on Jun 18, 10 at 10:42am

    It's safe to assume the person texting this was his frat brother

  • 72 57
    Submitted by jbwarner86 on Jun 18, 10 at 1:49pm

    Elaine?

  • 58 45
    Submitted by mecopoly on Jun 18, 10 at 1:04pm

    Probably wasn't too hard to convince you either

  • 63 71
    Submitted by underagehangover on Jun 18, 10 at 11:13am

    not all of us men have little oxygen masks attached to our schlongs so yes, sometime they do need air.

  • 55 59
    Submitted by nurseypoo on Jun 19, 10 at 5:38am

    so, to be clear, it's not "tried to convince"...he did convince...

  • 55 70
    Submitted by caretaker22 on Jun 18, 10 at 11:09am

    You should safely assume that he had you pegged early as a gutter slut.

  • 52 65
    Submitted by Josevelasco on Jun 18, 10 at 3:52pm

    he convinced you to give hes cock mouth to cock air too?

  • 50 64
    Submitted by Sin_Sinna on Jun 18, 10 at 10:26am

    Just like when I take a dump, my shit just wants to go on a day trip to the beach...\n\nDumbass.

  • 46 63
    Submitted by squibkick on Jun 18, 10 at 9:00pm

    Did he then convince you "his penis needed CPR" because it....I mean he was choking it.

  • 48 71
    Submitted by dilorenzo on Jun 18, 10 at 10:16am

    Last.

  • 47 80
    Submitted by bitchfacee on Jun 18, 10 at 12:32pm

    Must not take alot to convince you when it's so cold it's hard where to put it to warm it up.