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(201): View more from New Jersey

your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night

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(614): View more from Ohio

Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.

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(303): View more from Colorado

It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.

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(828): View more from North Carolina

At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.

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(757): View more from Virginia

I won't be sarcastic... just naked

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(315): View more from New York

idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.

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(419): View more from Ohio

i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face

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