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  • Submitted by ThazMrPlaya2U on Jun 24, 10 at 2:00pm

    @ashleeybabii: Must be a huge responsibility speaking for every female on the planet.

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      Submitted by WTFmate on Jun 25, 10 at 12:00am

      Actually, I agree with her. Who wants to wake up to a limp dick hanging in their face?

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    Submitted by lordkaiser on Jun 24, 10 at 1:07pm

    Be glad you didn't wake up to him already inside you o.o

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    Submitted by blahblahxblah on Jun 24, 10 at 2:20pm

    Ew. Lmfao.

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    Submitted by jltc on Jun 24, 10 at 10:29pm

    really, gentlemen. Be nice.

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    Submitted by ffadeshimmer on Jun 25, 10 at 3:45am


  • Submitted by ashleeybabii on Jun 24, 10 at 1:26pm

    What a turn off. For a girl that's so un attractive.

    • Submitted by abyss on Jun 25, 10 at 9:59am

      Who says? For all you know this could have been a happily married couple and the husband decided to have a little fun in the morning. Not one bit of this text makes me think she was mad or grossed out.

  • Submitted by joecool11 on Jun 24, 10 at 2:43pm


  • Submitted by professorbananas on Jun 25, 10 at 6:50am


  • Submitted by mybizzy on Jun 24, 10 at 7:11pm

    How romantic

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    Submitted by cbtango on Jun 27, 10 at 2:39am

    What a douche, u should have punched him

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    Submitted by FlashingLight on Jun 24, 10 at 11:29pm

    homemade dreamcatcher

  • Submitted by kanikanihia on Jun 24, 10 at 1:37pm

    your morning is definitely on the right track!

  • Submitted by jayhawka on Jun 27, 10 at 3:48am

    no ceilings muthafucka good mo'nin, dick in your mouth while you're yawnin

  • Submitted by turnsmile on Jul 5, 10 at 3:34am

    well i'm not a toledo hoe but thanks.\nand it was nice to wake up to :]

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 10 at 4:06pm

    haha Signs of a lasting relation...

  • Submitted by hockeybabe on Jun 24, 10 at 1:17pm

    Mmmmmm gooooodmorning

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    Submitted by zer0K on Jun 25, 10 at 4:33am

    aaaaaahahaha yes.

  • Submitted by macc55 on Jun 24, 10 at 8:21pm

    And? Is that a problem for u?

  • Submitted by shemp on Jun 25, 10 at 5:31pm

    Toledo hoe

  • Submitted by niceman on Jun 24, 10 at 2:28pm

    Bitch don't complain. Do your fucking job and satisfy that thang

  • Submitted by elite on Jun 25, 10 at 1:30am

    @WTFmate, who said it was a limp dick? Hahaha

  • Submitted by ferbreeezy on Jun 28, 10 at 1:55am

    Lmao. Awesome.

  • Submitted by stevebauer on Jun 25, 10 at 12:02pm

    Wakey wakey, eggs 'n bakey.