i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
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Be glad you didn't wake up to him already inside you o.o
@ashleeybabii: Must be a huge responsibility speaking for every female on the planet.
Actually, I agree with her. Who wants to wake up to a limp dick hanging in their face?
Then make it not limp
really, gentlemen. Be nice.
What a turn off. For a girl that's so un attractive.
Who says? For all you know this could have been a happily married couple and the husband decided to have a little fun in the morning. Not one bit of this text makes me think she was mad or grossed out.
@WTFmate, who said it was a limp dick? Hahaha
well i'm not a toledo hoe but thanks.\nand it was nice to wake up to :]
What a douche, u should have punched him
your morning is definitely on the right track!
no ceilings muthafucka good mo'nin, dick in your mouth while you're yawnin
haha Signs of a lasting relation...
And? Is that a problem for u?
Bitch don't complain. Do your fucking job and satisfy that thang
Wakey wakey, eggs 'n bakey.