Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
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I'll 1UP you 3:06. Twice at work. once before lunch and once after. hahaha indulging at work is the best. It's a rush. If you get caught it's very awkward though.
2:45 maybe you suck at pleasing them... my gf only masturbates when I'm out of town...
2:54...do you really believe that?? HAHAHAHAHA
2:54 thats because she doesntt masturbate when shes taking it in the poopar from other guys
okay it says unknown error whenever i use the word f*g....
you sure that's glue?
2:24, Did she do naughty things to your kitchen table?
Hell yeah coasties!!
3:06 Do you have a callus on your prick?
Why is there a kitchen table glues to my dildo?
I miss my girlfriend )=
I made you breakfast...
Already said. First one-how could you miss that?
3:06...too much dude..too much
It's the perfect Kitchen table! You can eat your lunch and fuck it too!
I see a Farrah Fawcett post O.o
Question, Why is my dildo NOT glued to mt kitchen table?
Why wouldn't there be a dildo glued to your kitchen table?
costal mississippi knows how to partyyyy.
i lol'd :')
why do I keep getting an error?
BECAUSE YOU TOUCH YOURSELF AT NIGHT!
2:45, please grow up and 2:54, time for a reality check...do YOU only masturbate when you are out of town?
2:08 i think i love you
We need to meet. :)
3:18 has the right attitude
masturbation is key. i just did today at my desk at work. dildos rock! vibrators are better though. i'm going to glue them around my house randomly now. just incase the mood strikes. lol.
TFLN deleted the Farrah Fawcett post? You total ass-licking pussies! I hope the programmer nerd who deleted it gets cancer.
Are u sure it's glue?
wow....this site never ceases to amaze me. the shit that shows up on here just blows my mind.
that made my day :)
Masturbating is a way of life. Once when I get up, once in the shower, once after work, fuck my girlfriend, once after that and once before bed
Once censorship starts, it doesn't stop. TFLN, you are vaginal.
Grandy that's sick dude
because you got drunk lastnight and said it would be better than your ex boyfriend because it doesnt have erectile disfunction
dildos are soooo disgusting. girls who masturbate are fucking gross.