Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
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I'll 1UP you 3:06. Twice at work. once before lunch and once after. hahaha indulging at work is the best. It's a rush. If you get caught it's very awkward though.
2:45 maybe you suck at pleasing them... my gf only masturbates when I'm out of town...
2:54...do you really believe that?? HAHAHAHAHA
okay it says unknown error whenever i use the word f*g....
2:54 thats because she doesntt masturbate when shes taking it in the poopar from other guys
Why is there a kitchen table glues to my dildo?
I miss my girlfriend )=
I made you breakfast...
Already said. First one-how could you miss that?
you sure that's glue?
3:06 Do you have a callus on your prick?
I see a Farrah Fawcett post O.o
2:24, Did she do naughty things to your kitchen table?
Hell yeah coasties!!
why do I keep getting an error?
3:06...too much dude..too much
It's the perfect Kitchen table! You can eat your lunch and fuck it too!
Why wouldn't there be a dildo glued to your kitchen table?
Question, Why is my dildo NOT glued to mt kitchen table?
costal mississippi knows how to partyyyy.
3:18 has the right attitude
BECAUSE YOU TOUCH YOURSELF AT NIGHT!
i lol'd :')
masturbation is key. i just did today at my desk at work. dildos rock! vibrators are better though. i'm going to glue them around my house randomly now. just incase the mood strikes. lol.
We need to meet. :)
2:45, please grow up and 2:54, time for a reality check...do YOU only masturbate when you are out of town?
2:08 i think i love you
Are u sure it's glue?
wow....this site never ceases to amaze me. the shit that shows up on here just blows my mind.
Masturbating is a way of life. Once when I get up, once in the shower, once after work, fuck my girlfriend, once after that and once before bed
Grandy that's sick dude
Once censorship starts, it doesn't stop. TFLN, you are vaginal.
TFLN deleted the Farrah Fawcett post? You total ass-licking pussies! I hope the programmer nerd who deleted it gets cancer.
that made my day :)
because you got drunk lastnight and said it would be better than your ex boyfriend because it doesnt have erectile disfunction
dildos are soooo disgusting. girls who masturbate are fucking gross.