When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
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Guess he should of slapped you across the face with his dick and treated you like a worthless whore..
Turn the situation around. If some crazy ass chick served you wine and cheese, then read you poetry on a balcony, your ass would be out of there. Maybe not so much the wine and cheese part, but the latter would freak you the fuck out. Of course being a guy you'd fuck her first, but you have to see where OP is coming from.
Maybe he just wants to be romantic. You selfish whore
Hey get rid of him. There are countless women who would want to be with him.
That's cute. But maybe ur the type that likes guys treating u like the whore u probably are.
He sounds like a decent guy, you seem like a selfish tool. You don't deserve him.
You ma'am, are the reason men treat women like dirt. Because if we don't, this is how we in turn get treated. So thank yourself the next time you get cheated on.
My hope for humanity is restored! Bitches like that are the reason so many women think all men are assholes. It's cuz they get shit on by stupid women. All the comments give me a warm fuzzy feeling!
Who says chivalry is dead? Dyke!
sounds cute :]
Superficial girl, but WAY overplayed by the guy. By the way this sounds it is probably one of their first dates. Never bust out poetry this early on a girl. That's like relationship suicide unless she's as big of a sap as you.
That's so romantic. Your just classless. Thats such a sweetthing to do.
Wine and cheese is nice if it's not a fuck and chuck. But poetry? Come on.. That's really awkward
What a cheesedick.
Whenever I find a guy who is a wine drinker I just want to f his brains out. Even if the poetry sucked that would make up for it. You are stupid stupid stupid!
Hmm, I would have fucked him.\nHe sounds romantic.
ok if a guy did that he'd get laid iimmediatly
Wow this guy is a true dickload
Hahahah, so many angry women. Let's be fair, poetry reading hasn't gotten someone laid since the 17 hundreds
WTF seriously. All you girls that would want this guy are full of shit. Good for her for figuring out his game.
Wine and cheese is nice but no original poetry. God no.
Wow your bitching about his attempt at being romantic...that says a lot
well youre a skank
It might be romantic, but really, you will not lose your virginity if you act this way. Sure you will meet a great girl this way if you keep doing it, but unless you don't want to leave high school a virgin, you want to start acting like a dick.
Neil Caffrey lives! I must find this man.
Haha this chick is awesome! She just sees through the lame ass bullshit and that's why he didn't get laid. All you women who call her a slut because she WOULDNT fuck him are the ones us guys talk to our friends about the next morning because you fell for it!
This guy knows whats up.
If this was a first date, face it, any one of you would be out of there too.
I like wine, cheese, and [good] poetry as much as the next liberal arts girl, but sheesh: I'm with the OP on this one. I want a guy who doesn't take himself too seriously, for one!
I can't stop laughing! Ommfgawd!!!!
dude, i totally understand where you're coming from. he sounds romantic and beautiful. but maybe too aware of this and therefore arrogant. too bad though, i'd have at least fucked him a couple times.
That is two things: self sufficient and buzz kill of the century... Puke.
He was either too good for you or your a classy slut that gets out of her dress too quick.
hahahahahahaha i totally know the type...
Fuck u ningga
I guess it all boils down to the quality of the poetry...
You should have been straight with him and said that you are a dirty slut with nothing on your mind but getting fucked.
i kinda like that...
11:36, umm... I don't think it was good poetry
Did he just get through watching the Fu@*%# "notebook"
What is a ningga?
A black ninja.
Aww 10:04 was this text about you
And you're a little hurt in the butt area?
Don't worry, I doubt he was into women anyways.
This is why chivalry is dead. But yea he was kind of a dumbass.
If it's a first date reading poetry can come off as really pretentious.
Hey, all you assholes. Not all chicks are into poetry. I personally prefer action movies, video games, and fast cars.
"tried twice to date guys everyone thought i should give a chance, but their attempts to be romantic only made me (secretly) gag. \ntaught me a lesson: only date guys i'm hot for. why screw up some nice guy by shuddering when he tries to romance me, because he isn't the one i want serenading me. maybe it was the same for the texter." s.f.
This is perfect!!
So he shows you class and sophistication, and all you can say is he cockblocked himself? Look he might not be your kinda guy, but shit it beats him treating you like a slaggy whore.
hey get this - that balcony scene you talk of.....he already had you figured out.........get over yourself
Maybe she liked the wine and cheese, and the poetry is what did the cockblocking. I mean it is a little ignorant to read your own poetry on a date
You posted this twice
I think this is 2 guys...
Fuck ur ass nigga
jesus christ i hope this is fake. Treating a man like that is wretched!! It's selfish you to 'cockblock' a man for being so loving and respectful to you. You don't deserve a man as wonderful as him.
so pretty much you would rather be treated like a whore than be treated by a man who actually cares about women. interesting.
I agree with 8:24
Maybe she's not into romance geez
Wow a guy tries to b romantic if a little bigheaded Reading his own poetry and she slates him!!! Wot a slut!
Lmfao!!! I seriously laughed at