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  • Guess he should of slapped you across the face with his dick and treated you like a worthless whore..

    Submitted by cazzo on Mar 14, 10 at 3:27pm
    • amen

      Submitted by iloveyoulongtime on Mar 14, 10 at 10:35pm
    • Turn the situation around. If some crazy ass chick served you wine and cheese, then read you poetry on a balcony, your ass would be out of there. Maybe not so much the wine and cheese part, but the latter would freak you the fuck out. Of course being a guy you'd fuck her first, but you have to see where OP is coming from.

      Submitted by anon33 on Mar 15, 10 at 7:25am
  • Maybe he just wants to be romantic. You selfish whore

    Submitted by johnson34 on Mar 14, 10 at 2:46pm
  • Hey get rid of him. There are countless women who would want to be with him.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 14, 10 at 3:38pm
  • That's cute. But maybe ur the type that likes guys treating u like the whore u probably are.

    Submitted by alanab2 on Mar 14, 10 at 3:15pm
  • He sounds like a decent guy, you seem like a selfish tool. You don't deserve him.

    Submitted by knomye on Mar 14, 10 at 3:17pm
  • You ma'am, are the reason men treat women like dirt. Because if we don't, this is how we in turn get treated. So thank yourself the next time you get cheated on.

    Submitted by TurdFerguson324 on Mar 14, 10 at 4:36pm
  • My hope for humanity is restored! Bitches like that are the reason so many women think all men are assholes. It's cuz they get shit on by stupid women. All the comments give me a warm fuzzy feeling!

    Submitted by snybny on Mar 14, 10 at 3:59pm
  • Who says chivalry is dead? Dyke!

    Submitted by apsct18 on Mar 14, 10 at 3:02pm
  • Superficial girl, but WAY overplayed by the guy. By the way this sounds it is probably one of their first dates. Never bust out poetry this early on a girl. That's like relationship suicide unless she's as big of a sap as you.

    Submitted by Ihatehipsters on Mar 14, 10 at 8:26pm
  • sounds cute :]

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 14, 10 at 2:59pm
  • That's so romantic. Your just classless. Thats such a sweetthing to do.

    Submitted by carebarebear6 on Mar 14, 10 at 3:59pm
  • Whore

    Submitted by ndfan8230 on Mar 14, 10 at 3:33pm
  • Wine and cheese is nice if it's not a fuck and chuck. But poetry? Come on.. That's really awkward

    Submitted by biiotch on Mar 14, 10 at 7:01pm
  • What a cheesedick.

    Submitted by G927 on Mar 15, 10 at 10:13am
  • Whenever I find a guy who is a wine drinker I just want to f his brains out. Even if the poetry sucked that would make up for it. You are stupid stupid stupid!

    Submitted by Britbrat20 on Mar 14, 10 at 9:06pm
  • Hmm, I would have fucked him.\nHe sounds romantic.

    Submitted by InkyDesire on Mar 14, 10 at 2:53pm
  • ok if a guy did that he'd get laid iimmediatly

    Submitted by jacobs_gal on Jun 12, 11 at 9:52pm
  • Wow this guy is a true dickload

    Submitted by ImcrispUSAF on Mar 15, 10 at 11:01pm
  • WTF seriously. All you girls that would want this guy are full of shit. Good for her for figuring out his game.

    Submitted by ashley_camp on Mar 15, 10 at 5:51pm
  • Wine and cheese is nice but no original poetry. God no.

    Submitted by ww2_lover on Mar 14, 10 at 4:41pm
  • Hahahah, so many angry women. Let's be fair, poetry reading hasn't gotten someone laid since the 17 hundreds

    Submitted by SpacemanLolz on Mar 14, 10 at 4:49pm
  • Wow your bitching about his attempt at being romantic...that says a lot

    Submitted by SeanH on Mar 14, 10 at 3:52pm
  • well youre a skank

    Submitted by FngerBlstr on Feb 8, 11 at 12:56am
  • Hahahahahahaha

    Submitted by jdaug on Mar 14, 10 at 11:33pm
  • It might be romantic, but really, you will not lose your virginity if you act this way. Sure you will meet a great girl this way if you keep doing it, but unless you don't want to leave high school a virgin, you want to start acting like a dick.

    Submitted by XG23 on May 25, 10 at 11:47pm
  • *Facepalm*

    Submitted by Intervention_v2 on Mar 14, 10 at 4:29pm
  • LOfuckingL

    Submitted by ShawShank on Mar 26, 10 at 6:27am
  • Neil Caffrey lives! I must find this man.

    Submitted by entperson on Mar 14, 10 at 4:13pm
  • Haha this chick is awesome! She just sees through the lame ass bullshit and that's why he didn't get laid. All you women who call her a slut because she WOULDNT fuck him are the ones us guys talk to our friends about the next morning because you fell for it!

    Submitted by tics_and_leeches on Mar 14, 10 at 11:08pm
  • If this was a first date, face it, any one of you would be out of there too.

    Submitted by Meowww on Mar 17, 10 at 12:35am
  • I like wine, cheese, and [good] poetry as much as the next liberal arts girl, but sheesh: I'm with the OP on this one. I want a guy who doesn't take himself too seriously, for one!

    Submitted by Raniphae on Mar 14, 10 at 11:36pm
  • I can't stop laughing! Ommfgawd!!!!

    Submitted by SMG0207 on Mar 14, 10 at 4:32pm
  • dude, i totally understand where you're coming from. he sounds romantic and beautiful. but maybe too aware of this and therefore arrogant. too bad though, i'd have at least fucked him a couple times.

    Submitted by leilastar77 on Mar 14, 10 at 5:14pm
  • That is two things: self sufficient and buzz kill of the century... Puke.

    Submitted by randa_jean on Mar 24, 10 at 2:57am
  • He was either too good for you or your a classy slut that gets out of her dress too quick.

    Submitted by cfreymarc on Mar 15, 10 at 2:29am
  • hahahahahahaha i totally know the type...

    Submitted by leilastar77 on Mar 14, 10 at 5:12pm
  • I guess it all boils down to the quality of the poetry...

    Submitted by jltc on Mar 18, 10 at 4:11pm
  • You should have been straight with him and said that you are a dirty slut with nothing on your mind but getting fucked.

    Submitted by urallstupid on Mar 15, 10 at 6:44pm
  • Fuck u ningga

    Submitted by connor123 on Mar 14, 10 at 10:14pm
  • Roflmao

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 14, 10 at 11:55pm
  • i kinda like that...

    Submitted by LikesItHard on Apr 30, 10 at 1:18pm
  • 11:36, umm... I don't think it was good poetry

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 14, 10 at 11:43pm
  • Dumbass.

    Submitted by agentorange on Mar 14, 10 at 2:43pm
  • Did he just get through watching the Fu@*%# "notebook"

    Submitted by mailekal on Mar 14, 10 at 11:04pm
  • Aww 10:04 was this text about you And you're a little hurt in the butt area?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 15, 10 at 6:35pm
  • What is a ningga?

    Submitted by bobbyb0322 on Mar 15, 10 at 2:37am
  • This is why chivalry is dead. But yea he was kind of a dumbass.

    Submitted by jchuckleberry on Mar 14, 10 at 4:14pm
  • If it's a first date reading poetry can come off as really pretentious.

    Submitted by SluttyPrude on Mar 15, 10 at 11:27am
  • Hey, all you assholes. Not all chicks are into poetry. I personally prefer action movies, video games, and fast cars.

    Submitted by Jennamatic_3000 on Oct 7, 11 at 10:17pm
  • "tried twice to date guys everyone thought i should give a chance, but their attempts to be romantic only made me (secretly) gag. \ntaught me a lesson: only date guys i'm hot for. why screw up some nice guy by shuddering when he tries to romance me, because he isn't the one i want serenading me. maybe it was the same for the texter." s.f.

    Submitted by Planet38 on Jun 28, 10 at 5:33pm
  • Don't worry, I doubt he was into women anyways.

    Submitted by Herschel on Mar 15, 10 at 1:27pm
  • This is perfect!!

    Submitted by rememberthejamc on Mar 14, 10 at 4:20pm
  • So he shows you class and sophistication, and all you can say is he cockblocked himself? Look he might not be your kinda guy, but shit it beats him treating you like a slaggy whore.

    Submitted by Maufiro on Feb 4, 12 at 9:44am
  • hey get this - that balcony scene you talk of.....he already had you figured out.........get over yourself

    Submitted by sickdog4422 on Mar 20, 10 at 10:44am
  • Maybe she liked the wine and cheese, and the poetry is what did the cockblocking. I mean it is a little ignorant to read your own poetry on a date

    Submitted by bruins1337 on Mar 15, 10 at 11:12am
  • You posted this twice

    Submitted by _H2OPOLO_ on Mar 16, 10 at 7:09pm
  • I think this is 2 guys...

    Submitted by Lauren26 on Mar 14, 10 at 4:58pm
  • Fuck ur ass nigga

    Submitted by connor123 on Mar 14, 10 at 10:13pm
  • jesus christ i hope this is fake. Treating a man like that is wretched!! It's selfish you to 'cockblock' a man for being so loving and respectful to you. You don't deserve a man as wonderful as him.

    Submitted by crazy56 on Mar 14, 10 at 10:04pm
  • so pretty much you would rather be treated like a whore than be treated by a man who actually cares about women. interesting.

    Submitted by Thadawg13 on Mar 14, 10 at 8:24pm
  • I agree with 8:24

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 14, 10 at 9:14pm
  • Maybe she's not into romance geez

    Submitted by seattlelovei on Mar 14, 10 at 4:04pm
  • Wow a guy tries to b romantic if a little bigheaded Reading his own poetry and she slates him!!! Wot a slut!

    Submitted by britney09 on Mar 16, 10 at 6:28am
  • Lmfao!!! I seriously laughed at That

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 15, 10 at 5:06pm