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  • Submitted by cazzo on Mar 14, 10 at 3:27pm

    Guess he should of slapped you across the face with his dick and treated you like a worthless whore..

    • Submitted by iloveyoulongtime on Mar 14, 10 at 10:35pm


    • Submitted by anon33 on Mar 15, 10 at 7:25am

      Turn the situation around. If some crazy ass chick served you wine and cheese, then read you poetry on a balcony, your ass would be out of there. Maybe not so much the wine and cheese part, but the latter would freak you the fuck out. Of course being a guy you'd fuck her first, but you have to see where OP is coming from.

  • Submitted by johnson34 on Mar 14, 10 at 2:46pm

    Maybe he just wants to be romantic. You selfish whore

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 14, 10 at 3:38pm

    Hey get rid of him. There are countless women who would want to be with him.

  • Submitted by alanab2 on Mar 14, 10 at 3:15pm

    That's cute. But maybe ur the type that likes guys treating u like the whore u probably are.

  • Submitted by knomye on Mar 14, 10 at 3:17pm

    He sounds like a decent guy, you seem like a selfish tool. You don't deserve him.

  • Submitted by TurdFerguson324 on Mar 14, 10 at 4:36pm

    You ma'am, are the reason men treat women like dirt. Because if we don't, this is how we in turn get treated. So thank yourself the next time you get cheated on.

  • Submitted by snybny on Mar 14, 10 at 3:59pm

    My hope for humanity is restored! Bitches like that are the reason so many women think all men are assholes. It's cuz they get shit on by stupid women. All the comments give me a warm fuzzy feeling!

  • Submitted by carebarebear6 on Mar 14, 10 at 3:59pm

    That's so romantic. Your just classless. Thats such a sweetthing to do.

  • Submitted by ndfan8230 on Mar 14, 10 at 3:33pm


  • Submitted by apsct18 on Mar 14, 10 at 3:02pm

    Who says chivalry is dead? Dyke!

  • Submitted by InkyDesire on Mar 14, 10 at 2:53pm

    Hmm, I would have fucked him.\nHe sounds romantic.

  • Submitted by Ihatehipsters on Mar 14, 10 at 8:26pm

    Superficial girl, but WAY overplayed by the guy. By the way this sounds it is probably one of their first dates. Never bust out poetry this early on a girl. That's like relationship suicide unless she's as big of a sap as you.

  • Submitted by SpacemanLolz on Mar 14, 10 at 4:49pm

    Hahahah, so many angry women. Let's be fair, poetry reading hasn't gotten someone laid since the 17 hundreds

  • Submitted by ashley_camp on Mar 15, 10 at 5:51pm

    WTF seriously. All you girls that would want this guy are full of shit. Good for her for figuring out his game.

  • Submitted by biiotch on Mar 14, 10 at 7:01pm

    Wine and cheese is nice if it's not a fuck and chuck. But poetry? Come on.. That's really awkward

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 14, 10 at 2:59pm

    sounds cute :]

  • Submitted by SeanH on Mar 14, 10 at 3:52pm

    Wow your bitching about his attempt at being romantic...that says a lot

  • Submitted by entperson on Mar 14, 10 at 4:13pm

    Neil Caffrey lives! I must find this man.

  • Submitted by ww2_lover on Mar 14, 10 at 4:41pm

    Wine and cheese is nice but no original poetry. God no.

  • Submitted by leilastar77 on Mar 14, 10 at 5:14pm

    dude, i totally understand where you're coming from. he sounds romantic and beautiful. but maybe too aware of this and therefore arrogant. too bad though, i'd have at least fucked him a couple times.

  • Submitted by tics_and_leeches on Mar 14, 10 at 11:08pm

    Haha this chick is awesome! She just sees through the lame ass bullshit and that's why he didn't get laid. All you women who call her a slut because she WOULDNT fuck him are the ones us guys talk to our friends about the next morning because you fell for it!

  • Submitted by G927 on Mar 15, 10 at 10:13am

    What a cheesedick.

  • Submitted by ImcrispUSAF on Mar 15, 10 at 11:01pm

    Wow this guy is a true dickload

  • Submitted by XG23 on May 25, 10 at 11:47pm

    It might be romantic, but really, you will not lose your virginity if you act this way. Sure you will meet a great girl this way if you keep doing it, but unless you don't want to leave high school a virgin, you want to start acting like a dick.

  • Submitted by Meowww on Mar 17, 10 at 12:35am

    If this was a first date, face it, any one of you would be out of there too.

  • Submitted by Britbrat20 on Mar 14, 10 at 9:06pm

    Whenever I find a guy who is a wine drinker I just want to f his brains out. Even if the poetry sucked that would make up for it. You are stupid stupid stupid!

  • Submitted by Intervention_v2 on Mar 14, 10 at 4:29pm


  • Submitted by jacobs_gal on Jun 12, 11 at 9:52pm

    ok if a guy did that he'd get laid iimmediatly

  • Submitted by LikesItHard on Apr 30, 10 at 1:18pm

    i kinda like that...

  • Submitted by leilastar77 on Mar 14, 10 at 5:12pm

    hahahahahahaha i totally know the type...

  • Submitted by Raniphae on Mar 14, 10 at 11:36pm

    I like wine, cheese, and [good] poetry as much as the next liberal arts girl, but sheesh: I'm with the OP on this one. I want a guy who doesn't take himself too seriously, for one!

  • Submitted by cfreymarc on Mar 15, 10 at 2:29am

    He was either too good for you or your a classy slut that gets out of her dress too quick.

  • Submitted by jdaug on Mar 14, 10 at 11:33pm


  • Submitted by agentorange on Mar 14, 10 at 2:43pm


  • Submitted by SMG0207 on Mar 14, 10 at 4:32pm

    I can't stop laughing! Ommfgawd!!!!

  • Submitted by FngerBlstr on Feb 8, 11 at 12:56am

    well youre a skank

  • Submitted by jltc on Mar 18, 10 at 4:11pm

    I guess it all boils down to the quality of the poetry...

  • Submitted by randa_jean on Mar 24, 10 at 2:57am

    That is two things: self sufficient and buzz kill of the century... Puke.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 15, 10 at 6:35pm

    Aww 10:04 was this text about you And you're a little hurt in the butt area?

  • Submitted by Herschel on Mar 15, 10 at 1:27pm

    Don't worry, I doubt he was into women anyways.

  • Submitted by SluttyPrude on Mar 15, 10 at 11:27am

    If it's a first date reading poetry can come off as really pretentious.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 14, 10 at 11:55pm


  • Submitted by mailekal on Mar 14, 10 at 11:04pm

    Did he just get through watching the Fu@*%# "notebook"

  • Submitted by Planet38 on Jun 28, 10 at 5:33pm

    "tried twice to date guys everyone thought i should give a chance, but their attempts to be romantic only made me (secretly) gag. \ntaught me a lesson: only date guys i'm hot for. why screw up some nice guy by shuddering when he tries to romance me, because he isn't the one i want serenading me. maybe it was the same for the texter." s.f.

  • Submitted by bobbyb0322 on Mar 15, 10 at 2:37am

    What is a ningga?

    • Submitted by Ciel on Mar 18, 10 at 11:14am

      A black ninja.

  • Submitted by rememberthejamc on Mar 14, 10 at 4:20pm

    This is perfect!!

  • Submitted by Jennamatic_3000 on Oct 7, 11 at 10:17pm

    Hey, all you assholes. Not all chicks are into poetry. I personally prefer action movies, video games, and fast cars.

  • Submitted by _H2OPOLO_ on Mar 16, 10 at 7:09pm

    You posted this twice

  • Submitted by bruins1337 on Mar 15, 10 at 11:12am

    Maybe she liked the wine and cheese, and the poetry is what did the cockblocking. I mean it is a little ignorant to read your own poetry on a date

  • Submitted by ShawShank on Mar 26, 10 at 6:27am


  • Submitted by Maufiro on Feb 4, 12 at 9:44am

    So he shows you class and sophistication, and all you can say is he cockblocked himself? Look he might not be your kinda guy, but shit it beats him treating you like a slaggy whore.

  • Submitted by crazy56 on Mar 14, 10 at 10:04pm

    jesus christ i hope this is fake. Treating a man like that is wretched!! It's selfish you to 'cockblock' a man for being so loving and respectful to you. You don't deserve a man as wonderful as him.

  • Submitted by Lauren26 on Mar 14, 10 at 4:58pm

    I think this is 2 guys...

  • Submitted by Thadawg13 on Mar 14, 10 at 8:24pm

    so pretty much you would rather be treated like a whore than be treated by a man who actually cares about women. interesting.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 14, 10 at 11:43pm

    11:36, umm... I don't think it was good poetry

  • Submitted by seattlelovei on Mar 14, 10 at 4:04pm

    Maybe she's not into romance geez

  • Submitted by sickdog4422 on Mar 20, 10 at 10:44am

    hey get this - that balcony scene you talk of.....he already had you figured out.........get over yourself

  • Submitted by urallstupid on Mar 15, 10 at 6:44pm

    You should have been straight with him and said that you are a dirty slut with nothing on your mind but getting fucked.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 14, 10 at 9:14pm

    I agree with 8:24

  • Submitted by jchuckleberry on Mar 14, 10 at 4:14pm

    This is why chivalry is dead. But yea he was kind of a dumbass.

  • Submitted by britney09 on Mar 16, 10 at 6:28am

    Wow a guy tries to b romantic if a little bigheaded Reading his own poetry and she slates him!!! Wot a slut!

  • Submitted by connor123 on Mar 14, 10 at 10:14pm

    Fuck u ningga

  • Submitted by connor123 on Mar 14, 10 at 10:13pm

    Fuck ur ass nigga

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 15, 10 at 5:06pm

    Lmfao!!! I seriously laughed at That