Texts From Last Night · jw02's Favorites

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(207): View more from Maine

She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight

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(703): View more from Virginia

i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...

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(815): View more from Illinois

She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.

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(301): View more from Maryland

you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.

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(913): View more from Kansas

The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.

(816): View more from Missouri

Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from

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(407): View more from Florida

I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much

(352): View more from Florida

Like they're going to fly away?

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(620): View more from Kansas

He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.

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(248): View more from Michigan

Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''

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