Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
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