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(708): View more from Illinois

I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza

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(905): View more from Toronto

I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??

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(903): View more from Texas

Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay

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(240): View more from Maryland

I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.

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(818): View more from California

Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door

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(985): View more from Louisiana

shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago

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(+61): View more from Australia

He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...

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