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  • 66 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 7:50pm

    I think this one is funny. Would love to hear the story.

  • 61 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 12:31pm

    when are you, lame fucker, gonna stop posting irrelevant posts on this thread? now, now is the answer your looking for. *heb

  • 50 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 11:38am

    Your shoe does not represent you! Neither here nor in the court of law! I say fuck shoes!

  • 52 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 1:02am

    1:02 sounds like a firefighter

  • 52 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 9:57pm

    how did this text make the cut?

  • 53 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 12:20am

    Aforementioned shoe? More like priorly indicated footwear. - Ken -

  • 56 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 2:17pm

    Charles Rutherford loves the taste of penis. - Fishbulb

  • 58 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 12:14pm

    Jeff actually fucked up and posted a valuable contribution to a thread!

  • 52 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 12:16pm

    When are you lame fuckers gonna get a life and stop putting FIRST? Do you mom and dad know your online???

  • 56 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 12:08pm

    the guy who used aforementioned is the same guy from (407). " (407): We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrollably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl. "

  • 53 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 4:37am

    i think i might know the person who owns the aforementioned shoe.

  • 49 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 11:51am

    Oooh, I want to know how you got those scars.

  • 49 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 2:15pm

    In Soviet Russia, shoe fucks YOU!

  • 49 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 11:07am

    I'd love to hear the store behind this one... but it's probably not as interesting as I'd imagine it to be.

  • 51 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 4:22pm

    haaaaa fuck that shoe

  • 50 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 11:50am

    You speak the truth 11:38!!

  • 50 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 12:03pm

    @ 12.02 agreed. -11:59

  • 46 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 12:02pm

    I can picture the kind of person who goes the length to use a big word like aforementioned. Thats what makes it funny to me.... - JEFF

  • 50 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 12:45pm

    If you're gonna fuck a shoe go for a flat, the thin fabric makes it easier to get a good grip -Your Friendly Neighborhood Spiderman

  • 44 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 11:59am

    it is funny, because u just try to imagine what the fuck someone might have sent the OP for him to sent a text saying that.

  • 45 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 5:04pm

    Did he kick the aforementioned shoe off in a fit of joy at having been struck by a vehicle?

  • 45 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 1:51pm

    Charles Rutherford will mind fuck you

  • 44 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 11:31am

    You wanna know how I got these scars? -Joker

  • 47 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 11:37am

    ,,, its not funny because it's an inside joke that nobody else could possibly understand

  • 48 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 6:47pm

    I'm sure there is a web site for shoe-fucking.

  • 45 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 7:29pm

    4:38 seems like the only person besides me who got it

  • 44 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 5:17am

    you're an idiot. if you dont like a text pass it by asshats