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  • Your shoe does not represent you! Neither here nor in the court of law! I say fuck shoes!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 11:38am
  • Oooh, I want to know how you got those scars.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 11:51am
  • 1:02 sounds like a firefighter

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 1:02am
  • when are you, lame fucker, gonna stop posting irrelevant posts on this thread? now, now is the answer your looking for. *heb

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 12:31pm
  • Jeff actually fucked up and posted a valuable contribution to a thread!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 12:14pm
  • Charles Rutherford loves the taste of penis. - Fishbulb

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 2:17pm
  • the guy who used aforementioned is the same guy from (407). " (407): We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrollably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl. "

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 12:08pm
  • I think this one is funny. Would love to hear the story.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 7:50pm
  • ,,, its not funny because it's an inside joke that nobody else could possibly understand

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 11:37am
  • haaaaa fuck that shoe

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 4:22pm
  • I can picture the kind of person who goes the length to use a big word like aforementioned. Thats what makes it funny to me.... - JEFF

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 12:02pm
  • i think i might know the person who owns the aforementioned shoe.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 4:37am
  • When are you lame fuckers gonna get a life and stop putting FIRST? Do you mom and dad know your online???

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 12:16pm
  • how did this text make the cut?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 9:57pm
  • Aforementioned shoe? More like priorly indicated footwear. - Ken -

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 12:20am
  • In Soviet Russia, shoe fucks YOU!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 2:15pm
  • You speak the truth 11:38!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 11:50am
  • it is funny, because u just try to imagine what the fuck someone might have sent the OP for him to sent a text saying that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 11:59am
  • You wanna know how I got these scars? -Joker

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 11:31am
  • I'd love to hear the store behind this one... but it's probably not as interesting as I'd imagine it to be.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 11:07am
  • Did he kick the aforementioned shoe off in a fit of joy at having been struck by a vehicle?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 5:04pm
  • If you're gonna fuck a shoe go for a flat, the thin fabric makes it easier to get a good grip -Your Friendly Neighborhood Spiderman

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 12:45pm
  • @ 12.02 agreed. -11:59

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 12:03pm
  • Charles Rutherford will mind fuck you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 1:51pm
  • 4:38 seems like the only person besides me who got it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 7:29pm
  • I'm sure there is a web site for shoe-fucking.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 6:47pm
  • you're an idiot. if you dont like a text pass it by asshats

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 5:17am