hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
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Props to the guy for remembering even while utterly wasted that plants produce oxygen. Even if he was a total moron for doing that.
Um, you guys are wrong. CAM and C4 photosynthesis are the only plants that don't produce stop co2 production for an extended period. They do this because the close their stoma off to reduce transpiration. During the time though they go through a period of carbon fixation, making a 4 carbon acid that will be broken down into a 3carbon acid and co2 later
No, plants will make oxygen in the presence of light, but it also depends on what kind of plant it is, some are better than others for carbon fixation (ie. Oxygen production)
Hahahahahahahahaha this is my txt! I'm a chick btw. wth r u all discussing biology the point was that the kid was an idiot for even thinking that lmao.
Yep, I'm sure lack of oxygen was his problem...
And a potted plant is always the fix for that, I oughta start my own business selling potted plants to paramedics, I could make a mint!
Sorry force of habit...
you guys are dumb. everyone knows plants produce asbestos during the day and graham crackers at night.
He's not getting enough oxygen cause he had a cock in his mouth
whoever brought in that plant was high as a kite, right on man
i was there! haha it was hilarious and the kid would not stop saying "like"!
Hahaha this is the dumbest thing I have ever se en in my life ahajaha
Hahahahahahhahahahaha that's fuckin aweome
Way to go Colorado,what a dumb shit move.
Sorry about typos, just woke up and am taking a shit.
They do, lol. But what I'm saying is, the ones that stop production are CAM and C4. If there is no sunlight, that dosent mean glucose isn't metabolized. Photosynthesis just makes clucose, c6h12o6
anybody up for a game of "who's in my mouth?"
yeah plants do release co2 at night, u can google it...
Ah haha this is great
3:04 Nope. I'm not yelling it. Fucking lame.
Hey, we don't take kindly to people pukin round here!!
HAVE ANY OF U EVER TAKEN BIOLOGY!? SERIOUSLY! During the day they release oxygen. during the night they release co2.
Somone call me I'm bored! Three zero nine five three one two eight zero five.
Chuck Norris actually only takes 1 second to watch 60 Minutes
As a by product rather, they give off o2, if that was your question
Haha that's good stuff!!
3:07 YAYYY! Go ahead and thumb yourself lame-o. Who cares?
3:50 thank you for that. i haven't laughed that hard since i was a little girl.
Wow... I learnt more in the 3 minutes reading this post than the 3 years I spent in Biology.
im guessing the person was puking at a party prlly at night, in which case the plant thing is just stupid. Plants dont produce oxygen at night, they take in oxygen and make carbon dioxide. idiot
Oh no Denver! *facepalm*
They take in carbon dioxide and their waste product is oxygen wich they release. Idiot.
Sounds like a genius from Texas.
hahah oh thats great
Yay 3:07!!! Your mom cares 3:08
7.28, im not sure whether ur saying plants do or dont produce co2....
haha i love how everyone is discussing bio. ridiculous.
Honestly, I'd rather someone would bring in a plant than not, something to smell other than puke.
Chuck Norris only takes 20 minutres to watch "60 Minutes"
This sort of makes me feel less proud about recieving my acceptance letter from CU ...
Wtf ppl, he meant it as a joke, dont get all scientific on us!!
ARE YOU SERIOUS why is everyone arguing about this biology shit?!
3:04 (#3) I think you did, sooooo.... I win!
This is retarded... Everyone knows plants don't do anything they're made of plastic...
If anyone disputes this they're fuckin stupid for taking online input seriously
I woul like to party with the guy in possession ofthe potted plant
That... is hilarious.
At night, when
photosynthesis does not occur - no sunlight for energy - respiration does
occur, which gives off carbon dioxide just as it does in animals. On
balance, though, plants take up much more carbon dioxide in photosynthesis
than they give off in respiration.
get ur facts staight, idiot
PEOPLE take in oxygen and produce carbon dioxide... Idiot
After all, UV limitation is the only reason why lightbulbs were never particularly sufficient for indoor plants prior to the high efficiency halogen bulbs for homes using argon or energy efficient windows
NO ONE YELLS FIRST BITCHES.
Actually the photosynthetic process is LIGHT dependent and with most places switching over to those energy efficient bulbs, there should be enough UV being emitted to sufficiently mimic sunlight for plants, therefore as long as the bulb's on, there should be O2 production, erhas at a decreased level due to insufficient enzymatic activity
orrr he has alcohol poisoning. hmmmm!
11.17, without uv rays plants will not make oxygen.