Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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