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(203): View more from Connecticut

drunk brunch me or lose me forever

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(503): View more from Oregon

I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.

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(330): View more from Ohio

As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.

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(417): View more from Missouri

I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.

(1-417): View more from Missouri

I think I might cry.

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

You are one with the wind and sky, bro.

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(925): View more from California

You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it

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(417): View more from Missouri

Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?

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