Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
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Your subconscious also apparently listens to Dave Attell's standup.....
I have no problem with someone saying this to their friend, but posting it here as if it was something clever that they came up with is preposterous. It's not Dave Attell Quotes From Last Night
Boob one, boob two, boobies on you! I'll give you blow jobs for chocolate chews.
Naked, big-titted dancers