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    Submitted by revolutions on Feb 5, 12 at 4:00pm

    Your subconscious also apparently listens to Dave Attell's standup.....

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    Submitted by escapedlunatic on Feb 7, 12 at 3:08pm

    I have no problem with someone saying this to their friend, but posting it here as if it was something clever that they came up with is preposterous. It's not Dave Attell Quotes From Last Night

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    Submitted by SauceQueen on Feb 5, 12 at 2:32pm

    Boob one, boob two, boobies on you! I'll give you blow jobs for chocolate chews.

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    Submitted by hogfish on Feb 7, 13 at 7:43am

    Naked, big-titted dancers