I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
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Slutty science geeks are awesome.
I need more proof before I can officially agree you're made from the best stuff on earth.
You sound like a great person to go drink with!
Snapple bottles aren't animals. That's a fact about science.
So, you're cheap, wet, and readily accessible?