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(613): View more from Ontario

ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes

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(916): View more from California

17 year olds will be the death of me.

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(410): View more from Maryland

Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.

(301): View more from Maryland

I accept this challenge.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me

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(914): View more from New York

i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros

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(612): View more from Minnesota

I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.

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(850): View more from Florida

tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.

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