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  • Soccer fans can beat the shit out of any other sports fan any day of the week

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 10:34pm
  • July 19, 2009 11:53AM You're a fucking idiot. I hate soccer but baseball is WAY easier than soccer. You don't even have to be an athlete to play baseball. And to the OP, football is the backbone of american sports, not baseball.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 12:23am
  • LOL if only baseball were a real sport :/

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 5:14am
  • It's the same with vegan bacon. You don't fuck with bacon and I don't trust people who don't like bacon.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 12:51pm
  • Peta sucks. Soccer is the best sport, ever. Poptarts? Big deal. I'm vegan.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 2:57am
  • 12:50 You have never seen a Peta ad have you? Vegetarians and Vegans are the sexiest people I know.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 5:29pm
  • pop tarts are vegan. check the label. so are oreos. and french fries.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 4:11am
  • baseball is nicknamed the AMERICAN PASTIME. thus why the op used baseball. duh.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 12:40am
  • Field fairies have no right to talk. Soccer is what poor uncivilized nations play. Hey it's a fine sport for women

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 5:19pm
  • mmm meattarts. I'd eat that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 5:07pm
  • I thought that was krispy kreme.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 12:53am
  • 10:19-- you can even eat the vegan ones and still be a fat ass. calories aren't just in animal products.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 7:17pm
  • the last half of 5:50 is right. don't worry, vegan poptarts aren't going to take away your right to eat regular ones. and i'm not even a vegan.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 6:19am
  • Some pop tart brand pastries are already vegan actually.

    Submitted by theotherguy on Sep 8, 10 at 1:59am
  • ^agreed, or Micky D's

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 12:58am
  • I just read that after eating a poptart. Shiiiiiit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 9:08am
  • You are an idiot. It is just a pop tart.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 12:54pm
  • 519 speaks the truth

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 6:12pm
  • who fucked with baseball? dumb analogy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 10:50am
  • I can't believe there's actually an argument about soccer on here.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 10:39pm
  • hahahah this text is hilarious. that passionate about poptarts- probably blazed at the time.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 2:52am
  • 11:53 - no need to be overly harsh

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 1:03pm
  • Only the poptarts without frosting, the mint oreos and the golden oreos are vegan. Just eat the regular ones and you can still be a fatass.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 10:19am
  • pop tarts are not the backbone of american fatasses, but apparently you are the backbone of american dumbasses

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 2:06am
  • 5:19 You're right I guess, soccer is only played in 3rd world countries.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 12:03pm
  • Vegans have bad breath. And they tend to be pasty and unhealthy. Gross.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 12:50pm
  • 3:17 - you are a genius. marry me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 3:30pm
  • You don't have to buy the vegan ones dumbass.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 2:13pm
  • 411- the frosted ones are not. They contain gelatin.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 5:06am
  • you are such an asshole 5:19

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 5:47pm
  • Pshaw, I agree with the texter. You don't fuck with poptarts. Amen. Although, tbh, as long as I have my hot fudge sundae poptarts, I don't care if they have VeganTarts or MeatTarts or, idfk.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 5:50am
  • anybody can kick a canteloupe through a barn door

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 1:35pm
  • @11:53 Baseball is a hobby giving a bunch of non-athletic douches a reason to stand around scratching themselves and bitching bc they dont get paid enough. Any sport is better than baseball.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 12:00pm
  • 5:50- eww, meattarts? haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 10:57pm
  • non-frosted poptarts = TOTALLY vegan. Oreos are vergan! Gardenburger RIBS are vegan heavenly goodness.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 1:50pm
  • This isn't even funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 12:56pm
  • 5:14 I'm guessing you play soccer? In which case you would definitely not know what a real sport is! Soccer sucks, worst sport invented. Hardly a sport, you kick a ball big deal. Baseball is 10x harder then anything you'll ever do in soccer.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 11:53am
  • Pop Tarts are The Breakfast of Champions. If Taco Bell sold beer and Pop Tarts all would be right with the world

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 3:17pm
  • A peta ad. Hmm. An advertisement where fake ass, burnt bitches like Pammy whine about the fur trade and how sad it is that cows die? Yes, I have seen a few. And I laugh when I watch them, usually as the blood from an ultra rare burger courses down my chin. Airbrushed chicks on tv (that hed have had tons of alterations, like fakeass tan and 4 pounds of blush) do NOT look the same as real live vegans. Real live vegans is a stretch...they all look sickly and near death.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 4:10pm
  • I like how 5.14 never mentioned playing soccer and you're all arguing about how much it sucks on a thread about poptarts

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 9:48pm
  • The day any of you "athletes" can read react and hit a baseball in .3 seconds will be the day your opinions matter. That includes pitch speed, spin and location..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 1:34pm
  • i don't like bacon. how can you not trust someone who doesn't like bacon. you're a dumbass.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 12:57pm