I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
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Soccer fans can beat the shit out of any other sports fan any day of the week
July 19, 2009 11:53AM
You're a fucking idiot. I hate soccer but baseball is WAY easier than soccer. You don't even have to be an athlete to play baseball. And to the OP, football is the backbone of american sports, not baseball.
LOL if only baseball were a real sport :/
It's the same with vegan bacon. You don't fuck with bacon and I don't trust people who don't like bacon.
pop tarts are vegan. check the label. so are oreos. and french fries.
12:50 You have never seen a Peta ad have you? Vegetarians and Vegans are the sexiest people I know.
Field fairies have no right to talk. Soccer is what poor uncivilized nations play. Hey it's a fine sport for women
^agreed, or Micky D's
I thought that was krispy kreme.
Soccer is the best sport, ever.
Poptarts? Big deal.
baseball is nicknamed the AMERICAN PASTIME. thus why the op used baseball. duh.
mmm meattarts. I'd eat that.
who fucked with baseball? dumb analogy
10:19-- you can even eat the vegan ones and still be a fat ass. calories aren't just in animal products.
the last half of 5:50 is right. don't worry, vegan poptarts aren't going to take away your right to eat regular ones.
and i'm not even a vegan.
Some pop tart brand pastries are already vegan actually.
I just read that after eating a poptart. Shiiiiiit.
519 speaks the truth
hahahah this text is hilarious. that passionate about poptarts- probably blazed at the time.
I can't believe there's actually an argument about soccer on here.
You're right I guess, soccer is only played in 3rd world countries.
411- the frosted ones are not. They contain gelatin.
Vegans have bad breath. And they tend to be pasty and unhealthy. Gross.
You are an idiot. It is just a pop tart.
Pshaw, I agree with the texter. You don't fuck with poptarts. Amen. Although, tbh, as long as I have my hot fudge sundae poptarts, I don't care if they have VeganTarts or MeatTarts or, idfk.
Only the poptarts without frosting, the mint oreos and the golden oreos are vegan. Just eat the regular ones and you can still be a fatass.
pop tarts are not the backbone of american fatasses, but apparently you are the backbone of american dumbasses
11:53 - no need to be overly harsh
Baseball is a hobby giving a bunch of non-athletic douches a reason to stand around scratching themselves and bitching bc they dont get paid enough. Any sport is better than baseball.
anybody can kick a canteloupe through a barn door
3:17 - you are a genius. marry me.
you are such an asshole 5:19
You don't have to buy the vegan ones dumbass.
5:50- eww, meattarts? haha
This isn't even funny
5:14 I'm guessing you play soccer? In which case you would definitely not know what a real sport is! Soccer sucks, worst sport invented. Hardly a sport, you kick a ball big deal. Baseball is 10x harder then anything you'll ever do in soccer.
A peta ad. Hmm. An advertisement where fake ass, burnt bitches like Pammy whine about the fur trade and how sad it is that cows die? Yes, I have seen a few. And I laugh when I watch them, usually as the blood from an ultra rare burger courses down my chin.
Airbrushed chicks on tv (that hed have had tons of alterations, like fakeass tan and 4 pounds of blush) do NOT look the same as real live vegans. Real live vegans is a stretch...they all look sickly and near death.
non-frosted poptarts = TOTALLY vegan. Oreos are vergan! Gardenburger RIBS are vegan heavenly goodness.
I like how 5.14 never mentioned playing soccer and you're all arguing about how much it sucks on a thread about poptarts
Pop Tarts are The Breakfast of Champions. If Taco Bell sold beer and Pop Tarts all would be right with the world
The day any of you "athletes" can read react and hit a baseball in .3 seconds will be the day your opinions matter. That includes pitch speed, spin and location..
i don't like bacon. how can you not trust someone who doesn't like bacon. you're a dumbass.