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(303): View more from Colorado

If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.

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(231): View more from Michigan

you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.

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(212): View more from New York

I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.

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(415): View more from California

She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.

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(260): View more from Indiana

Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes

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(416): View more from Ontario

I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?

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(949): View more from California

Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.

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