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  • 75 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 3:55pm

    me too, thats probably one of my biggest fears!

  • 63 50
    Submitted by vintagechic on Jun 24, 10 at 3:20am

    Do yourself a favor and use protection. Even if the father was prince charming, your genes would ruin it.

  • 67 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 4:52pm

    as someone who is 6 months pregnant at the moment...you wont even care what the baby looks like...you'll just be glad the 9 months of hell and 36 hours of labor are over.

  • 67 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 4:30pm

    I was in Gifted and Talented programs when I was a kid, doing Odyssey of the Mind and Destination Imagination. In the rare event I would procreate, I'd worry more about my kid being smart or creative or just another bum with a dull list of C's who gets wasted on the weekends and dates jocks or cheerleaders. Even unattractive people can fake it with makeup, nice clothes, and drastically, plastic surgery. I'm not worried about faces; I'm worried my kid will be average.

  • 63 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 3:50pm

    Look in the mirror right now. If you are ugly then start crying right now and get it out of the way.

  • 62 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 4:24pm

    Hahahaha. Hilarious!!!!!!!!!!! U know what sucks... When ppl say their kids Are soooo cute, then u seee them and they're Really not cute at all. Lollllll.

  • 59 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 11:30pm

    that's just terrible.

  • 62 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 4:52pm

    Mothers = the ultimate in self-righteousness

  • 61 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 4:22pm

    ^^ 4:15 is a great example of the bitterness that results from bearing ugly children.

  • 56 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 7:38pm

    Wow. thanks for all the judgy people who are moderating the OP's karma. Dude. Shut the fuck up. Clearly no one cares about your opinion. People feel how they feel. Get over it. I agree with the OP.

  • 56 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 4:29pm

    4:26 Ugly babies have other places to go than up. Like the circus.

  • 57 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 11:39pm

    most babies seem to be ugly anyway

  • 62 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 4:46pm

    I'm glad people support my side.

  • 54 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 4:50pm

    lmfao, Miguel I cracked up at that.

  • 58 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 4:48pm

    Hi my name is Miguel and I am an illegal immigrant. I will clean your house for 20 pesos an hour. Please consider me, thanks. ~Miguel

  • 57 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 7:54pm

    U must be pretty ugly then

  • 55 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 4:15pm

    Ahwawww hawwwwwww mom pooop bob loves it gotta goooo!

  • 53 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 4:00pm

    That's kind of an awful thing to say

  • 53 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 7:27am

    You are shallow and ignorant. If it's you're baby, you'll think it's the most beautiful baby in the world !

  • 58 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 4:03pm

    You do realize most babies are ugly? Bald or spotty clumps of hair, misshapen heads, jowls, fat folds all over their bodies, the old man face they all get when they cry hard...

  • 55 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 3:55pm

    Choose your sperm donor carefully.

  • 55 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 7:54pm

    I would totally give it up for adoption if it was fucking ugly!

  • 57 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 4:32pm

    I agreeeeee! i would be upsett

  • 56 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 6:08pm

    I always think of that!!!

  • 49 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 6:18pm

    they are crying again today because you are a shallow and pathetic excuse for a person.

  • 51 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 11:49pm

    SHAME ON YOU! UGLY BABY JUDGES YOU!

  • 53 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 7:20pm

    Babies are ugly any damned way. Why do people always say that babies are adorable? They aren't. And they smell bad too.

  • 54 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 6:02pm

    @4:52 I agree! I just gave birth. I was ready for birth and everything to be over with!! But I will admit the look like aliens right after birth!

  • 53 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 6:16pm

    now you know how your parents felt

  • 50 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 8:18pm

    omg same or give it up for adoption. ugly people scare me.

  • 53 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 4:23pm

    this is one of my biggest fears in life. and yes i know its shallow

  • 44 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 4:58pm

    How could you tell? They all pretty much look Winston Churchill.

  • 53 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 3:57pm

    Same!!!! I always thought I was the only one with this talent

  • 48 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 11:37pm

    I bet all of you people agreeing with this are ugly as fuck yourselves! When it's your own flesh and blood you will think he/she is the most beautiful baby you've ever seen!!! You people are disgusting...

  • 47 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 2:02pm

    236 ut stupid wanna see a pic of my baby she is beautiful and was from the moment she popped out:)

  • 40 48
    Submitted by darnIT on Jul 6, 10 at 3:17am

    well, two ugly people make one beautiful baby but to pretty people make one ugly child. one ugly person and a pretty person make an "ok" child.

  • 46 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 8:37pm

    is it really that bad to hope that you won't have an ugly kid, i mean you don't want their life to suck?

  • 38 50
    Submitted by MissCandy on Mar 14, 11 at 1:42am

    I separated from my twins dad in my 1st month. 6 months in I was looking at pictures of him and had a full on panic attack thinking of the little freak shows I could pop out. Thankfully they don't have a trace of freak in their features. :)

  • 57 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 4:26pm

    Actually, I was a really cute baby, like Suri Cruise. Then it was all downhill from first grade almost until my junior year of high school. Ugly babies have nowhere to go but up.

  • 43 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 6:48pm

    I honesty think this too myself all the time. It's one of the main reasons I don't want kids because I don't want to risk one being ugly..shallow but I can't help it

  • 43 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 6:16pm

    What woman doesn't think that!

  • 47 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 5:24pm

    Well most babies are so get the hankey ready

  • 41 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 3:59pm

    Oops wrong text one below

  • 42 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 6:19pm

    yeah, Mom dropped an ugly baby that turned out to be useless cunt. She'll probably go kill herself and it will all be your fault

  • 45 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 4:11pm

    yeah...all babies are ugly

  • 40 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 4:15pm

    You're a shallow and pathetic excuse for an individual. It will be a shame oif you mother a child.