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  • me too, thats probably one of my biggest fears!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 3:55pm
  • I was in Gifted and Talented programs when I was a kid, doing Odyssey of the Mind and Destination Imagination. In the rare event I would procreate, I'd worry more about my kid being smart or creative or just another bum with a dull list of C's who gets wasted on the weekends and dates jocks or cheerleaders. Even unattractive people can fake it with makeup, nice clothes, and drastically, plastic surgery. I'm not worried about faces; I'm worried my kid will be average.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 4:30pm
  • as someone who is 6 months pregnant at the moment...you wont even care what the baby looks like...you'll just be glad the 9 months of hell and 36 hours of labor are over.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 4:52pm
  • Do yourself a favor and use protection. Even if the father was prince charming, your genes would ruin it.

    Submitted by vintagechic on Jun 24, 10 at 3:20am
  • Hahahaha. Hilarious!!!!!!!!!!! U know what sucks... When ppl say their kids Are soooo cute, then u seee them and they're Really not cute at all. Lollllll.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 4:24pm
  • Mothers = the ultimate in self-righteousness

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 4:52pm
  • I'm glad people support my side.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 4:46pm
  • Wow. thanks for all the judgy people who are moderating the OP's karma. Dude. Shut the fuck up. Clearly no one cares about your opinion. People feel how they feel. Get over it. I agree with the OP.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 7:38pm
  • 4:26 Ugly babies have other places to go than up. Like the circus.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 4:29pm
  • ^^ 4:15 is a great example of the bitterness that results from bearing ugly children.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 4:22pm
  • I always think of that!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 6:08pm
  • That's kind of an awful thing to say

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 4:00pm
  • lmfao, Miguel I cracked up at that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 4:50pm
  • Look in the mirror right now. If you are ugly then start crying right now and get it out of the way.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 3:50pm
  • I agreeeeee! i would be upsett

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 4:32pm
  • Ahwawww hawwwwwww mom pooop bob loves it gotta goooo!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 4:15pm
  • Choose your sperm donor carefully.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 3:55pm
  • most babies seem to be ugly anyway

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 11:39pm
  • You are shallow and ignorant. If it's you're baby, you'll think it's the most beautiful baby in the world !

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 7:27am
  • I would totally give it up for adoption if it was fucking ugly!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 7:54pm
  • that's just terrible.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 11:30pm
  • 236 ut stupid wanna see a pic of my baby she is beautiful and was from the moment she popped out:)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 2:02pm
  • well, two ugly people make one beautiful baby but to pretty people make one ugly child. one ugly person and a pretty person make an "ok" child.

    Submitted by darnIT on Jul 6, 10 at 3:17am
  • I separated from my twins dad in my 1st month. 6 months in I was looking at pictures of him and had a full on panic attack thinking of the little freak shows I could pop out. Thankfully they don't have a trace of freak in their features. :)

    Submitted by MissCandy on Mar 14, 11 at 1:42am
  • U must be pretty ugly then

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 7:54pm
  • You do realize most babies are ugly? Bald or spotty clumps of hair, misshapen heads, jowls, fat folds all over their bodies, the old man face they all get when they cry hard...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 4:03pm
  • Babies are ugly any damned way. Why do people always say that babies are adorable? They aren't. And they smell bad too.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 7:20pm
  • How could you tell? They all pretty much look Winston Churchill.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 4:58pm
  • Hi my name is Miguel and I am an illegal immigrant. I will clean your house for 20 pesos an hour. Please consider me, thanks. ~Miguel

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 4:48pm
  • they are crying again today because you are a shallow and pathetic excuse for a person.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 6:18pm
  • I bet all of you people agreeing with this are ugly as fuck yourselves! When it's your own flesh and blood you will think he/she is the most beautiful baby you've ever seen!!! You people are disgusting...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 11:37pm
  • @4:52 I agree! I just gave birth. I was ready for birth and everything to be over with!! But I will admit the look like aliens right after birth!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 6:02pm
  • this is one of my biggest fears in life. and yes i know its shallow

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 4:23pm
  • Same!!!! I always thought I was the only one with this talent

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 3:57pm
  • omg same or give it up for adoption. ugly people scare me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 8:18pm
  • I honesty think this too myself all the time. It's one of the main reasons I don't want kids because I don't want to risk one being ugly..shallow but I can't help it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 6:48pm
  • now you know how your parents felt

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 6:16pm
  • is it really that bad to hope that you won't have an ugly kid, i mean you don't want their life to suck?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 8:37pm
  • SHAME ON YOU! UGLY BABY JUDGES YOU!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 11:49pm
  • What woman doesn't think that!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 6:16pm
  • Oops wrong text one below

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 3:59pm
  • Well most babies are so get the hankey ready

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 5:24pm
  • yeah, Mom dropped an ugly baby that turned out to be useless cunt. She'll probably go kill herself and it will all be your fault

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 6:19pm
  • yeah...all babies are ugly

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 4:11pm
  • Actually, I was a really cute baby, like Suri Cruise. Then it was all downhill from first grade almost until my junior year of high school. Ugly babies have nowhere to go but up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 4:26pm
  • You're a shallow and pathetic excuse for an individual. It will be a shame oif you mother a child.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 4:15pm