Hey you, the one about "JESUS, PLEASE NEVER HAVE KIDS. EVER." if you gonna say some thing like that then you are telling your self maybe others that your parent(s) should never had you in the first place and if that is true then where would we be now? Anyway, that story is hilarious. Some of y'all are too stupid to understand what's going on or make no damn sense. I gonna admit that sometimes I dont make sense but its true.
That's why you never tell your kids about your first time. You tell them it's none of their business. Or, just lie and tell them it was with their dad.
Agreed, 12:19. If you were actually planning on telling your kids about your first time, and now you're worried about what you'll say, why'd you do it in the first place?
Really 3:25? Absolutely nobody has willpower when they're' smashed?
And I don't think that person was saying you have to be dumb to fuck a stranger, but rather that it IS dumb to fuck a total stranger.
Did you talk to your mom about her first time? Methinks the least of your problems is the nastiness involved in losing your virginity. Seems you should work on family boundaries.
uh.. I don't know what kid asks their parents about their first time.. maybe the do... but it's not like you're obligated to answer... it's kinda weird.
also.. how are you slutty if that was your first time? you should dictionary that shit.
if it was a total stranger, AND she was drunk, how did she manage to hack into his facebook account? one might assume that requires her knowing his name.
Keep some stories to yourself. Wise idea?
you tell them to their dad on your wedding night. not in an alleyway in wildwood nj with a stranger who told you you looked like a white, hot alicia keys.
Who the fuck worries about telling their kids about their first time? Girl, get your freak on while you can!!!! NO REGRETS! Just have fun...you're too young to worry about shit like that!
I've never asked my parents about their first time nor do I ever want to.
I've sent long texts like that. I can't on my new phone [which doesn't make sense 'cause it's a fucking Blackberry so I should be able to send 2342353 characters in 1 text]. My old phone, if I was sending to another Verizon phone, would let me continue the text in 1 box and the other Verizon customer would only get 1 massive text. For non-Verizoners, I would have to end the text, save the draft, and continue in a new text.
Do people usually ask their parents about their "first time"? I never have, and nobody I know has... I dont' think that's something anyone needs to know!
I don't think that she is really going to tell her kids the details. i say stuff like that all the time if i do something really slutty. it's just funny
12:27 - I have written texts that long plenty of times.
And I get that her judgement was impaired, trust me I've been there plenty of times. But I've never been so drunk that I slept with someone I didn't know that I otherwise woudln't have slept with if I was sober. It's called having some willpower.
I think there's a difference between "what was your first time like" and "What are the details of your first time". I asked my mom about it, I didn't want details just a who, when, where and why, without flowery adjectives. Some people are just too uptight for their own good.
What I don't get is this: It's your first time, you're wasted, and you hook up with a stranger. How are you mad or surprised that he ditched you? What did you think would happen? You'd talk about your feelings afterwards and develop a long term relationship with this random guy? Seriously.
Only some phones have a limit of 160 characters. My new phone has that limit, but my old phone with a different cell provider had a limit of 1000 characters. I could type a huge message and it would end up being like 4 pages on someone else's cell phone.
your use of "ain't no idiot" shows how fucking STUPID you actually are... and maybe you should just keep your legs closed because you'll end up having that conversation sooner than hoped if not
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