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(216): View more from Ohio

Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.

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(720): View more from Colorado

There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

New vibrator arrived today.

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How was it?

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Who are these wee mortals we call men?

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(704): View more from North Carolina

His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.

(336): View more from North Carolina

You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.

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Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive

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