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(703): View more from Virginia

Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...

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(662): View more from Mississippi

I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.

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(281): View more from Texas

I just know... :) goodntight

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Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.

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(937): View more from Ohio

he is so annoying

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so stop sleeping with him

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yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk

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(310): View more from California

It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations

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(440): View more from Ohio

Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.

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