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  im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?

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  (714): im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join? http://tfl.nu/idc6
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  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 4:08pm

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  do people actually call new year's eve, NYE now? is it really that hard to type out?

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  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 4:09pm

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  in soviet Russia tuxedos paint YOU.

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  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 4:16pm

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  "I know a girl who does it." In soviet Russia, you do girl! (not the soviet Russia guy)

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  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 4:04pm

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  black paint on your junk... hmm. not too appealing.

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  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 4:07pm

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  Sounds like your going to be cold

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  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 4:06pm

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  I would have some respect if the person actually did this

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• 147 137

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 8:25pm

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  In Soviet Russia girl does YOU!

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  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 4:04pm

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  Lick my left nut tough guy.

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  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 4:22am

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  8 25 Ur a straight up jackass. Every fucking post I see has you on it somewhere acting like a moron

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  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 5:13pm

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  Fantastic. I wish I couldve seen.

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  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 5:40pm

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  What's a new years eve party? I better go to church tommorow because I'm really scared. -White Man

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  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 9:15pm

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  This sounds like an actual text message but 100% of the stuff on this thing is bullshit

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  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 7:49pm

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  Mylifeisfly is stupid. I makes even less sense than this site.

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  Submitted by hogfish on Apr 11, 12 at 8:58pm

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  You could be the coat check girl

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