im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
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do people actually call new year's eve, NYE now? is it really that hard to type out?
"I know a girl who does it."
In soviet Russia, you do girl!
(not the soviet Russia guy)
black paint on your junk... hmm. not too appealing.
in soviet Russia tuxedos paint YOU.
This sounds like an actual text message but 100% of the stuff on this thing is bullshit
Sounds like your going to be cold
I would have some respect if the person actually did this
Fantastic. I wish I couldve seen.
Lick my left nut tough guy.
Ur a straight up jackass. Every fucking post I see has you on it somewhere acting like a moron
What's a new years eve party? I better go to church tommorow because I'm really scared.
In Soviet Russia girl does YOU!
You could be the coat check girl
Mylifeisfly is stupid. I makes even less sense than this site.