im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
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"I know a girl who does it."
In soviet Russia, you do girl!
(not the soviet Russia guy)
do people actually call new year's eve, NYE now? is it really that hard to type out?
in soviet Russia tuxedos paint YOU.
black paint on your junk... hmm. not too appealing.
Sounds like your going to be cold
This sounds like an actual text message but 100% of the stuff on this thing is bullshit
Ur a straight up jackass. Every fucking post I see has you on it somewhere acting like a moron
I would have some respect if the person actually did this
Lick my left nut tough guy.
Fantastic. I wish I couldve seen.
What's a new years eve party? I better go to church tommorow because I'm really scared.
In Soviet Russia girl does YOU!
Mylifeisfly is stupid. I makes even less sense than this site.
You could be the coat check girl