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  • 171 135
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 4:08pm
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    do people actually call new year's eve, NYE now? is it really that hard to type out?

  • 174 144
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 4:09pm
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    in soviet Russia tuxedos paint YOU.

  • 167 137
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 4:04pm
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    black paint on your junk... hmm. not too appealing.

  • 166 139
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 4:16pm
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    "I know a girl who does it." In soviet Russia, you do girl! (not the soviet Russia guy)

  • 166 143
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 4:07pm
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    Sounds like your going to be cold

  • 160 154
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 4:06pm
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    I would have some respect if the person actually did this

  • 155 149
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 9:15pm
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    This sounds like an actual text message but 100% of the stuff on this thing is bullshit

  • 155 156
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 8:25pm
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    In Soviet Russia girl does YOU!

  • 150 148
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 4:22am
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    8 25 Ur a straight up jackass. Every fucking post I see has you on it somewhere acting like a moron

  • 147 142
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 5:13pm
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    Fantastic. I wish I couldve seen.

  • 151 155
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 5:40pm
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    What's a new years eve party? I better go to church tommorow because I'm really scared. -White Man

  • 153 161
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 4:04pm
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    Lick my left nut tough guy.

  • 140 158
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 7:49pm
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    Mylifeisfly is stupid. I makes even less sense than this site.

  • 60 52
    Submitted by hogfish on Apr 11, 12 at 8:58pm
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    You could be the coat check girl