I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
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All of the things that happens 'in college' in the US happens in high school in Denmark. We're a fucked up nation. Danish teenagers have just lost their 1st place in alcohol consuming to Finland. There's a facebook group that states we have to drink enough to get back on the 1st place again. I joined.
You've gotta love high school in DK <3
Because of this post I jus brought some cinnamon rolls ... They were worth it
Uhh 11:06 you can't even SPELL college, so you're probably just jealous that you didn't go, although you obviously need more of an education...
I did something similar tuesday.... But I was making muffins! Oh and I made an "A" on my paper!
I hate people who write "I love college" on here. You sound like freshmen. This type of stuff happens every day- it's called having fun, not college.
7.24, learn how to spell or talk corectly
texts that end in "i love college" are so lame...fuck off
I'm getting slightly annoyed with all the "I love college" and "only in college" texts. Time to find something new to talk about.
I can piss through a brick wall bitches.
..it's college. A collage is something totally different. It's pretty bad when you misspell something that's written right in front of you.
papers were meant to be wrote while intoxicated
Número UNO beeeeeeetches!
11:33 & 12:14. NAIL. HEAD. YOU. Seriously freshmen, we get it. U <3 COllEge! NO RULZ (PaRentz r such a DraG)! But Jesus H. Christ, cool it with the references or we WILL NOT give you our IDs.
I would just like to say college kids are obnoxious. Law students have the most fun.
Enjoy the one semester of college you have before you drop out.
11:06- being as I am a current law student, I am going to speak for all law students and say you are a moron and a liar. You are not attending law school next summer because you will not be able to get in. One of the main aspects of law studies is proper e glosh WHICH is something you clearly cannot demonstrate.
actually i'm a junior, but okay.
id be more concerned about the cinnamon rolls at that point.
Yeah, but college is great for having fun.
Ah, Cuervo, you and I have never gotten along...
The mean posts on here are just from people who are trying to sober up, and hating it.
I love high school.
Why is everyone being so mean? The person clearly just enjoys being in college...most people do. They're just having a good time. It's not a bad thing...
yeah I don't get the I love college thing...I mean I do more wild stuff now that I'm not even in college anymore than when I was in college.
omg! so funny! drinking alone, writing a paper, and making cinnamon rolls! The only thing funnier is if you pull the rolls out of the oven without a heat pad and burn yourself and die of infection. I love college = you're a loser. Anyone can go to college, tard!
stop ending shitty texts with even shittier conclusions..."I love college" is fucking stupid and every single one of these drunk college texts ends with it so stop putting it there
--who can piss further?
Why is everyone so bitchy on these things. They are for entertainment, goodness. Relax.
@ 12:43 you're not fooling anyone, freshman.
and it is cool to be in college, in general or in specific.
Pretty linear typing for being "sitting on a floor" drunk.
Yeah, college will make you do things you never thought you'd do before.
back and forth forever
You effing people are LOZERZ, yugottabsomean!!! This is sposed to be FUNNY. Frankly, I laughed my arse off at this one. Get over yaselves!!
i don't know why everyone blames freshmen for all of these "i love college" and "only in college" texts. its not them, its just retarded people that think its cool to be in college in general.
Thank iPhone for sobering up your texts hig