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  • 57 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 11:10am

    Uhh 11:06 you can't even SPELL college, so you're probably just jealous that you didn't go, although you obviously need more of an education...

  • 53 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 10:03pm

    Because of this post I jus brought some cinnamon rolls ... They were worth it

  • 51 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 12:57pm

    All of the things that happens 'in college' in the US happens in high school in Denmark. We're a fucked up nation. Danish teenagers have just lost their 1st place in alcohol consuming to Finland. There's a facebook group that states we have to drink enough to get back on the 1st place again. I joined. You've gotta love high school in DK <3

  • 52 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 12:32pm

    11:33 & 12:14. NAIL. HEAD. YOU. Seriously freshmen, we get it. U <3 COllEge! NO RULZ (PaRentz r such a DraG)! But Jesus H. Christ, cool it with the references or we WILL NOT give you our IDs.

  • 50 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 11:56am

    I did something similar tuesday.... But I was making muffins! Oh and I made an "A" on my paper!

  • 51 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 11:11am

    ..it's college. A collage is something totally different. It's pretty bad when you misspell something that's written right in front of you.

  • 47 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 2:59pm

    texts that end in "i love college" are so lame...fuck off

  • 47 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 12:14pm

    I'm getting slightly annoyed with all the "I love college" and "only in college" texts. Time to find something new to talk about.

  • 48 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 7:52pm

    papers were meant to be wrote while intoxicated

  • 56 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 11:33am

    I hate people who write "I love college" on here. You sound like freshmen. This type of stuff happens every day- it's called having fun, not college.

  • 46 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 11:40am

    Yeah, but college is great for having fun. Ah, Cuervo, you and I have never gotten along...

  • 41 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 11:39am

    NĂºmero UNO beeeeeeetches!

  • 41 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 11:23am

    I can piss through a brick wall bitches.

  • 45 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 12:51pm

    Mmmmmm....cinnamon rolls!

  • 42 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 2:04pm

    omg! so funny! drinking alone, writing a paper, and making cinnamon rolls! The only thing funnier is if you pull the rolls out of the oven without a heat pad and burn yourself and die of infection. I love college = you're a loser. Anyone can go to college, tard!

  • 41 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 1:28pm

    I love high school.

  • 42 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 1:12pm

    actually i'm a junior, but okay.

  • 41 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 11:18am

    --who can piss further?

  • 37 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 7:24pm

    You effing people are LOZERZ, yugottabsomean!!! This is sposed to be FUNNY. Frankly, I laughed my arse off at this one. Get over yaselves!!

  • 41 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 12:38pm

    Enjoy the one semester of college you have before you drop out.

  • 38 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 12:17pm

    11:06- being as I am a current law student, I am going to speak for all law students and say you are a moron and a liar. You are not attending law school next summer because you will not be able to get in. One of the main aspects of law studies is proper e glosh WHICH is something you clearly cannot demonstrate.

  • 37 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 10:33pm

    stop ending shitty texts with even shittier conclusions..."I love college" is fucking stupid and every single one of these drunk college texts ends with it so stop putting it there

  • 38 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 7:24pm

    yeah I don't get the I love college thing...I mean I do more wild stuff now that I'm not even in college anymore than when I was in college.

  • 39 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 11:52am

    Pretty linear typing for being "sitting on a floor" drunk.

  • 33 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 10:56pm

    The mean posts on here are just from people who are trying to sober up, and hating it.

  • 38 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 12:43pm

    i don't know why everyone blames freshmen for all of these "i love college" and "only in college" texts. its not them, its just retarded people that think its cool to be in college in general.

  • 33 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 12:09am

    7.24, learn how to spell or talk corectly

  • 36 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 2:45am

    Why is everyone so bitchy on these things. They are for entertainment, goodness. Relax.

  • 35 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 3:34pm

    Thank iPhone for sobering up your texts hig

  • 35 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 12:41pm

    I would just like to say college kids are obnoxious. Law students have the most fun.

  • 31 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 12:58pm

    @ 12:43 you're not fooling anyone, freshman. and it is cool to be in college, in general or in specific.

  • 34 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 11:42am

    id be more concerned about the cinnamon rolls at that point.

  • 33 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 12:52pm

    Why is everyone being so mean? The person clearly just enjoys being in college...most people do. They're just having a good time. It's not a bad thing...

  • 30 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 11:43am

    Yeah, college will make you do things you never thought you'd do before.

  • 30 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 12:36pm

    ))<>(( back and forth forever