worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
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lol am a guy and I love hand jobs.
believe me ive been doing it since i was 12 i think im better at it than you.. girls just use the mouth
girls shouldn't give hand jobs. just blow jobs. why do something a guy has spent his whole life perfecting?
Mom sushi handjob.
had this happen to me except bj told her to stop using her teeth
lol a good majority of us 740-ers don't do the whole sushi thing (i like it sometimes!) gotta love the sci-co!
been there, painful for days.
ouch. been there. i had a chick give me a bruise at the base of my dick she was jerking and pounding so hard. thank go i was drunk.
never gotten a good hj from a chick. i thought i was just spoiled being bi or was just hooking up with some untalented sluts but i guess its not just me.
Thats why I only give head...
this is why moisturizer was invented...
I give AWESOME hand-jobs. I'm a dude. I do it do it, do it WELL. To other dudes. Lots of straight ones. Well... "straight" ones....
Constructive criticism makes all sex better. Make sure you tell your partner instead of only bitching about it online.
who the fuck said good night? fat chicks?
Ha Ha I'm a girl and I love hand jobs, too!
i like giving handjobs but i like them best when im giving a blowjob too :)
yo i'm gonna take a different angle and say dude deserved it for being a pussy about sushi. shit's delicious.
I am a 614 and my new girlfriend is a 740 and she grabs me and wanks me through my boxers for a few minutes before putting her hand inside them...makes me raw as a muggafugga!
good handjobs are *way* underrated.
some girls just hold too tight and jerk way too fast. :(
you got the wrath of the Sandjob.
i don't get it. were her hands calloused or something? why didn't you inspect her hands before you let her put them down your pants?
well, at least my portion of the 740 doesn't
I'm sorry man, but thats your own damn fault. Lotion or spit would have fixed that easily.
LOL....this is amazing.....bad night for the dude, worse night for the girlfriend who got the message...
3:22 not always if ur unlucky she can mess up and make ur dick look like it went threw a cheese grader
Owwww....shoulda kindly redirected her to the lotion bottle, or spit.
Should have told her to spit on it for lube, then rammed it down her throat. lol.
11:08..cheese grader?! wtf..dude..ouch. where the hell have you been getting your handjobs at?!
1:45 no john is my brother. this is travis. good guess though. you should try being like a psychic or something.
Definatly a bad night...but fuckin hilarious! =))
12:07, I'm a girl and that's my motto.
Hmm. I had to convince my mom to try sushi, definitely not vice versa.
I've been having sex for four years now and I've still never done a hj for this exact reason. Guys are experts at jerking themselves off, why try and compete? Just use your mouth, girls.
I like handjobs AND sushi.
Dude. Been there. Know how you feel.
a bad hand job is better than no hand job, right?
Know EXACTLY how you feel!