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  • lol am a guy and I love hand jobs.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 12:09am
  • believe me ive been doing it since i was 12 i think im better at it than you.. girls just use the mouth

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 1:36am
  • girls shouldn't give hand jobs. just blow jobs. why do something a guy has spent his whole life perfecting?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 12:07am
  • Mom sushi handjob. Genius.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 12:47am
  • had this happen to me except bj told her to stop using her teeth

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 2:06am
  • lol a good majority of us 740-ers don't do the whole sushi thing (i like it sometimes!) gotta love the sci-co!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 1:45am
  • been there, painful for days.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 12:57am
  • ouch. been there. i had a chick give me a bruise at the base of my dick she was jerking and pounding so hard. thank go i was drunk. never gotten a good hj from a chick. i thought i was just spoiled being bi or was just hooking up with some untalented sluts but i guess its not just me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 1:45am
  • Thats why I only give head...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 1:32am
  • this is why moisturizer was invented...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 12:32am
  • I give AWESOME hand-jobs. I'm a dude. I do it do it, do it WELL. To other dudes. Lots of straight ones. Well... "straight" ones....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 11:57am
  • Constructive criticism makes all sex better. Make sure you tell your partner instead of only bitching about it online.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 1:48am
  • who the fuck said good night? fat chicks?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 12:56am
  • Ha Ha I'm a girl and I love hand jobs, too!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 12:18am
  • i like giving handjobs but i like them best when im giving a blowjob too :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 12:21am
  • yo i'm gonna take a different angle and say dude deserved it for being a pussy about sushi. shit's delicious.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 4:36am
  • I am a 614 and my new girlfriend is a 740 and she grabs me and wanks me through my boxers for a few minutes before putting her hand inside them...makes me raw as a muggafugga!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 11:08am
  • good handjobs are *way* underrated.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 3:45am
  • some girls just hold too tight and jerk way too fast. :(

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 1:39am
  • you got the wrath of the Sandjob.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 4:43pm
  • i don't get it. were her hands calloused or something? why didn't you inspect her hands before you let her put them down your pants?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 12:18am
  • well, at least my portion of the 740 doesn't

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 1:48am
  • hahahahahahaha funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 12:38pm
  • I'm sorry man, but thats your own damn fault. Lotion or spit would have fixed that easily.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 1:22am
  • LOL....this is amazing.....bad night for the dude, worse night for the girlfriend who got the message...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 4:42am
  • 3:22 not always if ur unlucky she can mess up and make ur dick look like it went threw a cheese grader

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 11:08pm
  • Owwww....shoulda kindly redirected her to the lotion bottle, or spit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 12:59am
  • Should have told her to spit on it for lube, then rammed it down her throat. lol.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 12:47am
  • 11:08..cheese grader?! wtf..dude..ouch. where the hell have you been getting your handjobs at?!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 8:16pm
  • 1:45 no john is my brother. this is travis. good guess though. you should try being like a psychic or something.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 2:11am
  • Definatly a bad night...but fuckin hilarious! =))

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 4:17am
  • 12:07, I'm a girl and that's my motto.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 12:46am
  • Hmm. I had to convince my mom to try sushi, definitely not vice versa.

    Submitted by jltc on Jan 23, 12 at 1:06pm
  • I've been having sex for four years now and I've still never done a hj for this exact reason. Guys are experts at jerking themselves off, why try and compete? Just use your mouth, girls.

    Submitted by yewinnhard on Apr 2, 12 at 7:07am
  • I like handjobs AND sushi.

    Submitted by jltc on Apr 6, 11 at 7:44pm
  • Dude. Been there. Know how you feel.

    Submitted by bassplaya92 on Jun 15, 10 at 11:45pm
  • a bad hand job is better than no hand job, right?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 3:22pm
  • Know EXACTLY how you feel!

    Submitted by Dcjags on Feb 22, 11 at 12:04am
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